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The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Chat Thread

by Maarten Goldstein, Mar 24, 2006 5:26am PST

After three days you guys can't even crack a thousand posts? Slackers. We'll keep these Oblivion chat threads going for a few more days though.




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  • so here is the lowdown on the painted quest. I have been reading a few posts on how to beat the friggan trolls. YOU PUSSY'S!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THEM WITH A SWORD OR BLUNT YOU FUCKING NOOBS SCREW THE TURPENTINE!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL RUN OUT SO BRING POTIONS OR SOME SHIT TO HEAL UP AFTRE THE FUCKING FIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!! DUMBASSES GOTTA USE THEM ON THE TROLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIDN'T YOU KNOW YOU CAN TWIST AND CONTORT THE LANDSCAPE USING THE TURPENTINE!!!!!!!!!????????? GO TO A TREE OR A ROCK AND USE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TURPENTINE ON THE TROLLS???????? PAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE IT PUSSY'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




  • Awesome Oblivion Story

    So I was in the Market District when I was a lvl 13. For some reason I saw about 9-10 guards coming after me. I was thinking WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause they looked pissed! So I started running knowing I was a good swordsman/mage/conjuror but could'nt take on 10 friggan' guards! I ran to the doors and exited into the other districts and made a full 360 of the imperial city picking up more guards and civilians along the way. I finally made my way to the Arbetoreum and I opened the gates and then all of a sudden everyonesweapons dissapeared and like a bunch of mages stormed out of the Arbetoreum casting things everywhere but the guards and civilians killed them all by boxing. Then everyone's weapons were returned(it was obviously a spell) and the guards got out some nasty bows and arrows and started shooting everyone and thew civilians attacked them. I started running but keeping an eye on the battle thinking the civilians would lose and I decided to go help since the guards were thinning. You know how some civilians retreat after they take enough damage well I saw an armed civilian running towards me with 2 or 3 arrows sticking out of him from the front. He stopped wierd and the looked at me funny and then slowly tipped foward onto the ground face down. I looked down and saw 8 arrows sticking out of his back. I looked up to see about 20 something arrows in the air flying towards me. normally I could have taken the hit(s) but I had participated in the battle and taken a significant amount of hits so what do I do?:P I cast a badass shield and conjur Xiviali for 100 secs that i created at the spellmaking place and that killed every guard and I took just enough damage for me to be worried about taking a small hit. so I drank a bunch of sooper restore healths and looted the bodies for about 1g gold :p enjoy my storie