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• ive only played red faction... and that rates up there with flaming poop and puke : NodTerrorist
• Gameplay goes to halo, but I liked tunneling through walls : radicus
• i played the RF demo and i'd say Halo > RF : mr brown
• halo 1000000* > red faction demo : DapperDan
• I haven't played Halo, but Red Faction sucked, so Halo! : aggressor
• red faction > fred's rectum : Grigory
• * > red faction : firehawk
• Halo > red faction : wykd
• Halo by a landslide. : {Venger}
• Halo is a bit better than Red Faction. : arizona bay
• Red Faction pretty much sucked aside from the GeoMod engine : hawkeye

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• years from now after we're all gone and you're browsing the comments of old you'll realize that this ... : thekidd

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  Yes but all new guns are limited to 10 round magazines. You can still legally buy larger magazines that ... : eghartman
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    wow, even smgs? crazy : sexninja!!!!
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      If its semi auto what does it matter what kind of gun? unless you file down the thing to make it auto : radicus
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        shouldnt matter what kind of gun.. just as long as its semi auto.. and 10 round clip larger clips are ... : locobastard
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          Drums and big mags are extremely easy to come by for AKs and ARs : radicus
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            those are fully auto, not semi : ^-SeaWolf-^
            • and since they're full, they're illegal : ^-SeaWolf-^
            • All guns sold without a class 3 are semi only : radicus
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              you can get a semi auto ak...... : locobastard
              • oh yeah, you're right. didn't occur to me : ^-SeaWolf-^
              • semi, shot with 150rnd drum: http://students.washington.edu/cottenc/personal/gregak.jpg : radicus
  • Can't you get zombie killing kits? : leseid
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    My USP Tactical was made after the ban, so no pre-ban magazines exist for it :( Most I can get is 10 in ... : AssGoblin
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      you can get the extended mags, but they're expensive :( i on the other hand, will be able to get the m... : 82nd
      • Where can I get extended mags? The only ones I've seen were LEO. : AssGoblin
• the barrel has to be at least 16", and newly produced mags are limited to 10rds there are also other, co... : MoNsTeR

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• I did all that too and the guy eventually appeared at the restaurant. : adrox
• thanks for the spoiler tags asshat! : judge

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  I don't ever stop working. ever. : haiku
  • Sounds like me. Except when I am wasting my time posting on the shack. =) : Grigory
• if it's on a weekday, yea ill work it double time and a half fuck christmas, it's all about the bli... : -=kodiak=-
• one benefit of working for a college: 4 days of extra paid vacation between xmas and new years :D :D :D :... : psychobean
• as long as i dont get to work on black friday i am a happy man : creep
• my last exam is on Dec 30 this semester which MAXIMUM SUCKS good thing im jewish otherwise id be li... : sexninja!!!!
• I plan on logging serious hours coding AI this holiday season, but I don't think anyone will pay me for i... : tedv
• I am. Dec 27-Jan3 :( :( :( : busdriver3030
• thanksgiving: two paid holidays christmas: two paid holidays new years: paid holiday i just wish the... : cpt_gloval
• I'm working monday :( : c0bra
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  I'm working Monday. To treat myself, I'm going to buy a bag of chips at lunch. : darkling
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    Livin' large. : c0bra
    • Possibly I'll buy iced tea. : darkling
  • I gotta work on Monday too.. hoo-fucking-ray. Ah well. : fusionrx
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  college open on monday?? : Silent1
  • I hope not. I have an English midterm. :( : mofo
  • uh, yeah... what's on monday? : spyd3r
• Probably. : iamgoat

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• That is an incredible deal, I'd say it's pretty informative for those who havent played this amazing game... : wumpscut
• damn...i bought mine when it first came out...i have yet to install it. damn 3 gigs...i have to beat maf... : davi00a1
• *bump* because its a good deal. : pimpium
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  holy shit, THANK YOU : cygnus
  • ordered! plus Fear and Loathing and Call of Cthulhu : cygnus
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  http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=5725157 :( : cpt_gloval
  • proof that nobody even pays attention to me /cries : cpt_gloval
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    I didnt see yours this morning. Sorry. :( : pimpium
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      oh and the kicker - YOURS is marked informative and MINE isn't :( : cpt_gloval
      • If its any consolation this is the only info ive ever got. Its just one of those days... : pimpium
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  Fuck, just tried to order....OUT OF STOCK : blueblo0d
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    damn, no worky for me too. :( : smax
    • gee..wonder why Amazon.com Sales Rank: 1 no worky for me either : epit
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  Poo on you for linking it with your affiliate link..... : theta
  • Its not my affiliate...i just copied the link from the site i got the info from. :\ : pimpium
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    why does that matter anyway? : pupismyname
    • Cause he would be making money on everyone who ordered it from that link. : theta
• gah. out of stock. I guess I will get NOLF2 at gogamer instead. : hirez
• lol "Price: $29.99 Or buy used: $37.99" tough choice : Snifter_42
• i guess its out of stock for everyone eh? : spector
• * O R D E R E D * : Rev. Trimble

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  and IIIIIIIIIII...I'M HOOKED ON A FEELING... : davi00a1
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    for those who don't understand http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300 also, ... : davi00a1
    • bwahahahaha! Haven't seen that in a long time! and WHY IS HE DANCING IN ESKIMO CLOTHES?!? : moshman
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      Make it stop. No, wait. What will he do next? A boat! A bike! Dude! : gingerninja
      • the man really gets around! : Turd Ferguson
    • HAHAHAHAH. That's hilarious. : Topaz
• haha, it really looks like ass too. : moshman
• thank you google tool bar *translates into english* : Turd Ferguson
• http://members.tripod.com/makko719/misc/knight.wav : Kiriakos
• for those of you who don't care enough to translate it Knight Rider" comes from the house Davilex. T... : Turd Ferguson
• That's really too bad. : Fred Garvin
• What? No SUPAR PURSUIT MODE!?! : Rev. Trimble

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• Don't know,don't have one. : brutal
• Beats me. : arizona bay

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• hrmm i'm getting it better to read for the most part, and i like it. if you could make it perfect to rea... : khaosman
• also, refresh rate is horrid. 60hz makes me feel sick : khaosman
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  tv-out -> tv or vga -> tv ? : DapperDan
  • tv-out to tv : khaosman
• I use an ATI All in Wonder in the dBox... but setting the fonts and icon sizes to huge helps alot too. : drucifer

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• how's that working out for you? : hirez
• except for your knowledge that DNF will indeed own all. : Cpt. Baseballbat
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  http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?person=brutal : brutal
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    Good Afternoon how are you : dognose
    • good thank you and yourself??? : brutal
• Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! : Afterglow

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• loyal shackers wouldn't complain! SEIZE THE HERETIC!!! : ^-SeaWolf-^
• SLEEP!! : slaptits

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  Going to eat, then I'll be there. : jenkin
  • me too, GF got some papa johns : stgdz
• cause no more than 10 people play on their at one given time. : slaptits

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  i'd actually like to know how to get that editor to work in win98.. :( : cpt_gloval
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    patch it? : capt tripps
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      okay i'll bite. i've searched the internet and i can't find it. i've also asked here numerous times and n... : cpt_gloval
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        http://www.fileshack.com/file.x?fid=1249 : Maarten Goldstein
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          WTF is next to your name ???? LIGTHNING BOLT !!!??? : Hamfucker
          • Well, the image is called bolt.gif, so I don't think it's supposed to be a ham. No pun intended. : leseid
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        You won't find it because Unrealed doesn't work under Win98 because it uses function calls that are Win2k... : Duke Nukem Forever
        • Sounds like a Unicode issue. Unreal isn't fully multibyte is it? : skynet
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          they released a patch which makes it work under w98 :( : Maarten Goldstein
          • Warren Marshall is on the ball. Ignore me. : Duke Nukem Forever
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          Are we talking about the latest or UnrealEd 2.0? Unrealed 2.0 worked fine for me on Win98SE. : acheron
          • Sorry, Wumpscut's post clearly says 3.0. Never mind me. : acheron
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  This used to be done by triggering a Special Event. There's a Damage field where the number you put in is... : Duke Nukem Forever
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    How do I get to those options? I've done surface & brush properties and there just isn't anything, ugh, ... : wumpscut
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      SpecialEvent is a trigger under Triggers. Put a Trigger in your pit, make the collision large enough to e... : Duke Nukem Forever
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        I still can't find specialevent under triggers, sigh :( : wumpscut
        • They might have removed it. It is rather old. I can look at their maps and tell you in a little while. ... : Duke Nukem Forever
• I've spent an hour trying to figure out how to do triggered deaths and there is no sign of light at the e... : wumpscut
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  Cant you open one of the epic maps where that occurs and see what theyre doing? : johnny rotten
  • I'm boggled by how they do it, in DM-Gael, BR-Anubis and countless other maps there is NO triggers for sa... : wumpscut
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  If anyone figures it out or knows how to do it please post here, this is frustrating and i'm just gonna g... : wumpscut
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    http://udn.epicgames.com/pub/Content/VolumesTutorial/ Scroll down, I bet this is what they are using... : Duke Nukem Forever
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      So what would a sufficient pain # be? I look at the grid they used that kills you in DM-Gael and it looks... : wumpscut
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        Ok, I figured it out. They are using Z-height to kill the player. If the player goes above or below a cer... : Duke Nukem Forever
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          How do I set a zoneinfo or whatever? That is cool you figured it out though THANK YOU! : wumpscut
          • You're welcome. Under the Actor list (the pawn looking Icon between the Binoculars and the G near th... : Duke Nukem Forever

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  dude, where are u? San Diego? They have an air show next weekend at Miramar NAS, I'm going! : TPSReport
  • San Francisco. : My Documents
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  Get up on roof and yell for a pickup : {Venger}
  • My Documents is no more My Documents: WTF?! I pressed e! AFASF : MeenMunky
• Man the AA gun, flak! : rosewood
• I was at the French grand prix and a mirage jet with afterburners on flew about 100 ft above my head whil... : koder

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  Mute it : rosewood
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    what if I want to use it in a game? : AllYourBase
    • still mute it, it's just outputting to your speakers, it doesnt affect whether it works in apps : ^-SeaWolf-^
• cause you unmuted the mic : MeenMunky

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• when modify the directories, the cache will be out of date. i dont know when it rebuilds the cache, maybe... : skold
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  I like to turn off dir cache, since it's a pain in the ass having to refresh the directory every time you... : timmXXX
  • Oh, you're right. I'm turning it off. : {Venger}

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  oh man, those take me back... I used to watch those every fucking day after preschool... I always hated i... : fluze
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    MILLI.... VANILLI... CONCERT!?! : fluze
    • you never saw this one? i always remember the 2 when i think of the series...this one...and the one with... : davi00a1
  • I went in assuming it was porn, then I read "I used to watch those every fucking day after preschool" ... : {Venger}
• Bad. Really, really bad. : Visceral Monkey
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  you had me thinking pr0n : AllYourBase
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    I know :\ I went and closed my door and was ready and everything :\ : wykd
    • heh...but now you got to see something way way better... : davi00a1
• Is that from the Super Mario Bros. Super Show with Captain Lou? : TroZ

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• hot : indosauros
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  I think that's a lady? o_0 : princessjeni
  • haha shit maybe you're right : fluke
• worst. name. ever. : AllYourBase
• It is too hilarious. I cannot respond. : dyinggaul
• you searched google for Gay Pron, didnt you :( : sexninja!!!!
• hahahahhaa!!! : fvick
• ATTN GHEY LESBIANZ : mofo
• Please, nobody email her! That's my mom! : dyinggaul

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• Agreed, last I checked both of my gangs were sitting on 5 casinos worth at least. : PantherX
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  76 million, and I just went to play a round of bf1942 =/ : MeenMunky
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    never leave the gang page again : AllYourBase
    • You wanna be a big nerd and click the purchase button? >:( : MeenMunky
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  We're allowed to use gang money like that? : jenkin
  • just the people in charge of the gang can buy casinos for us to profit from : AllYourBase

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  Tell her if she doesn't let you get it, you'll shoot her. : sys$manager
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    LOL exactly! : Phil
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      mom, if i don't have that game, i swear to god i will pump you so full of lead they'll have to have a clo... : ^-SeaWolf-^
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        "Hey Mom, you're almost outta gas, how 'bout you GO FILL UP!" : Phil
        • And for your own safety check all the tires at the station. : Grigory
    • this is fucking hilarious : male/grunt
• tell her to have a big glass of STFU juice :) : locobastard
• tell her: "Mom, if you haven't raised me to know that KILLING ACTUAL PEOPLE IS WRONG, then preventing ... : Solar Jetman
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  Tell her it's the only thing that makes the voices stop. : freqq28
  • Hahahahaha! =)))) : Grigory

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• different games, you cant compare. bf1942 is probably set up for an invalid renderer, easy fix is probabl... : skold

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• Har har har... : fusionrx
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  Some day the goatse will be so well known that it's image and likeness will no long strike fear into the ... : chuk
  • You'll see it painted on the side of Roto-Rooter vans. : dognose
• heh thats actually a site : eghartman
• it was funnier when i just sent the url to a friend sitting behind me and watched as he blindly clicked o... : skold

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• that movie sucks imho : biatch
• yes : pyro
• A Prima example of a complete waste of celuloid... this one left me stunned at how completely terrible a ... : diddlyd
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  http://us.imdb.com/Title?0133952 They should play this. : PantherX
  • http://us.imdb.com/Title?0108171 : chuk

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• Stand and deliver! : freqq28
• want some of mine? : busdriver3030
• protect our essense : SatansLilHelper
• Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face. : pyide
• Doctor Strange Love'd : Visceral Monkey
• whoops...i spilled a lot already...on the floor...on the bedsheets...on my keyboard... : davi00a1

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  I really, really want that new BF1942 patch. : chuk
  • I know a guy on a nicotiene patch. : PantherX

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• he's celebrating getting his sally mae loan on tuesday! : locobastard
• Wow..you wild guys you. : Visceral Monkey
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  ew, 4 & 5. HIT THE BRAKES SPOCK, WERE COMING UP ON DECK 99 AGAIN : skold
  • i'm gona just ignore 5..... : locobastard
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  now all you need is a fatty blunt : Kashmir
  • .... that would make time go faster..... : locobastard

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• I agree with the second. However, I cannot agree with the first as it would take all the joy out of my ex... : Visceral Monkey

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  Isn't it a little early for dinner? : princessjeni
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    * WESTCOAST'D : sys$manager
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      virus lives on the west coast! He's only a few hours away from me! :D : princessjeni
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        Maybe he's 95 and he has to watch Matlock and go to bed soon. : sys$manager
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          LOL! virus hangs out with SF and I. ;) He's definitely not 95. : princessjeni
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            Come on, I'm trying to find reasons for an early dinner! : sys$manager
            • hehe, he might be driving to his gfs or something. I dunno. ;) : princessjeni
• EARLY BIRD SPECIAL! : harvord

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• oh lord i just crapped my pants! : pyide

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• LOL!!!!!!! : Visceral Monkey

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• ahahahhahahahaha : sexninja!!!!
• bwahahahaha omfg OWNED. : virus
• hahahahahahahahaha who is that???? besides duke i mean : tomservo
• roofles : skynet
• I think we've found the God Sniper... : CrimsonHandHiro
• hahaha what a fag. : slaptits
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  When did Duke Nuken have a double chin? : slaptits
  • He's had some time off... : CrimsonHandHiro
  • He's waiting for DNF to come out. So all those years without working out. : mofo
• lol what a queer : Silent1
• omfg : mr. winky
• bahahahhahahahhahah!!!! : fvick

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• you know when I drink alone..... I prefer to be by myself! : Solar Jetman

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• howwwl : mr. winky
• hirsute maybe? : creep