Levelord Q3 Map

those of you who played FAKK2 will remember a similar setting in one of the maps for that game. a pair of pillars spread apart, revealing an orifice you had to climb through...

I'm guessing that was a levelord map also, probably the professional result of the "for fun" work he did with this map, i would guess.

Me likee big boobees, and the peepee is ok too plus it squirts plasma juice. Good times, good times.

This is the first Quake map to make me laugh out loud hard. I think the cream of this map is when you run down the 'ramp', grab haste, hit the ramp, and hold back in the air while looking down.

Levelord is my hero (and not just because of JeffK's "SMARTY MAN GAEM DESIGNEAR 'SURVIROR'")
http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/fpssurvivar/day1-01.htm

FAR OUT DUDE!!11

Freaky, freaky map. Loads of jump pads, but with so much stuff on the map you can take the occasional rail. It's a camper's dream up in that little treasure trove, but if someone's camping it you can always just not go up there. Very pretty, and huge. Takes advantage of the TA stuff, but looks like an Q3A map. Freaky.

From the readme:
"An ass-sized level (4-8 players). A small castle set into the side of a mountain, ...a very special mountain!"

Hehe.

Holy crap Levelord.com has some mad bandwidth! Wish he'd put up some large porn mpegs.

Levelord, this map fuckin rules. I almost shit myself when I realized what I was lookin at

im hope this map is supposed to be a joke, cause thats what it is. first off it has a BFG, second it has a rail gun and some nice BIG air jump pads, third it has quad, regen, haste and invisibility, fourth it has water, fifth it has a "booby trapped" quad damage it fires plasma shots at the area around quad damage (not good for 56kers since plasma is spawned as entities). and it has crap everywhere you can track people by the items they pickup 4 people could easily stay well above 100h 100a on this map, there are two mega healths two red armors and at least two yellow armors and a thousand million 25 and 50 healths i saw a group of six right next to a group of four. if it was scaled down a bit it might be a little better, once you are out in the open its gonna be a while before you can hide (seems rather large.)

good god this map is fucking huge

Nice to see hipdm1 in there -- a reminder of a much better game.

OK, who noticed the little model of the quake1 classic hipdm1 ? :)

This mad is fucking funny :)

You guys are being mean. Besides this map being a polished-up off-to-the-side thing that was unfinished until recently, it looks like something to try out at a LAN party.

I must admit that there are a few flaws there (like the teleport trigger box being a bit big; that's why you turn on the model preview, so you can make that near-perfect octagonal prism brush that lines up with the beam on the mapobject). Any Q2 veterans complaining about the BFG can just STFU; Outlands had a BFG, and everyone knew where it was.

never thought I'd be the one to keep his cool on one of these articles.

just a little fyi, levelord's site is NWS.

Well that's the funniest Quake3 map I've ever seen. I bet he was laughing all the way as he was making it.

one thing is for sure, the man loves sex.

villagers demand screenshots

nice!