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Evening Reading

by Maarten Goldstein, Feb 02, 2002 4:48pm PST
Related Topics – Wack News, Will Wright

Crazy ER time! Because we all know how subdued ER is otherwise. So we're just going all out! Can you feel that crazy excitement? No? Oh :~(

- Pamela Anderson wants to move on up in the world. What is she planning on doing? Quit acting and start stripping at Kid Rock concerts. - Groundhog day Canada vs the US style. - We're all gonna die, sucks to be us. - Media based towards simplicity and sensation? That's just shocking! - If you pick up the tab other guys don't like you. - U2's Bono and Bill Gates from MS are hanging out like real homeboys. They are gonna do good things for the world hopefully. - Will Wright (The Sims) has a robot fetish.
Lastly, here's some stuff about the IRS and electronics decuctions.























  • this never gets old. >Hi guys:
    >
    >We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come together as a group and I love that.
    >
    >Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says, "There is no I in team" as well as the one that says, "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is hilarious.
    >
    >However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns.
    >
    >First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don't want to be stung, and neither do I, so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've posted a sign-up sheet near the main cave opening.
    >
    >Second, it's not often I make a video address, but when I do, I'm trying to scare the most powerful country on Earth, OK? That means that, while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter around in the background.
    >
    >Just while we're taping. Thanks.
    >
    >Third: Food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote "Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheez-Its were gone.
    >
    >Consideration. That's all I'm saying.
    >
    >Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them.
    >
    >First patrol will be Omar, Abdul, Muhammad, Akbar and Dave.
    >
    >Peace out,
    >Osama