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• that was pretty funny to me except when I realized that I'm the bitch : hawkeye
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  I don't know the story behind that, but I think it's one of the good PA's in the past couple of weeks. : slax0r
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    all I know is that Safety Monkey had his webcam on a page along with Tycho and Gabe's. I guess they must... : ZedAgent
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      nothing wrong with putting your friend in a comic. : slax0r
      • my sentiments as well : ZedAgent
      • It was Safety Monkey's site. His lips are permantently attached to Gabe's ass. And if you've been foll... : ZeBFFd00d
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      I always think "Ted Nugent" when I see your name ;( : alacious
      • uh... interesting :) : ZedAgent
• * R E P O S T ' D * : kueay
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  So, who's "The Bitch" here on teh Shack? : Stormrider
  • madgrad : cult hero 2000
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    abrasion : Cpt Davey
    • Niggah, you wish. : abrasion

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• That movie rules. : skynet

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• MCSE! : skynet

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• bahhaha nice description with the head butting hehe : Do_Or_Die
• they don't arouse me neccesarily, but I must say they arouse me more :) : hawkeye
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  Girls don't have the intelligence to comprehend Computers and Driving. : MarksmanX
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    Neither do guys. : Vorlonesque
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      I DO! Maybe that's why I am in Medical Skool : MarksmanX
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        I know some girls who are a lot smarter than I am (and my mom drives really well, as long as you don't p... : Vorlonesque
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          ........ : MarksmanX
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            Did I mention I have ADHD and tend to ramble and have obsessive compulsive disorder and am a bit of a mo... : Vorlonesque
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              Does that mean that 98% of females online also have ADHD? : gegtik
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                I'm confused...I'm a guy (which I think you think so too so I don't think you don't know that okay?). I... : Vorlonesque
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                  I meant most women whose emails I read end up disjointed and disorganised, and just generally read like ... : gegtik
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                    No, that's just the way most girls write e-mails and such. We type exactly what is in our heads at the ... : princessjeni
                    • Which is exactly the way I type emails and post to the shack (my formal writing is fairly normal). : Vorlonesque
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  Go play DDR at your arcade. Dem girls are fine. : s3taanbomb
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    yes! : hawkeye
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      Damn, I need to go to arcades more (not the one at my mall that only has super dear hunter shooter game ... : Vorlonesque
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        OK, DDR sucks compared to SUper Deer Hunter 2K1. : s3taanbomb
        • Yes, but there are girls playing it...girls nevar(!!!111) play Supar Deer Huntar 2K1 (well, some do...bu... : Vorlonesque
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  chicks who are really smart and major in some really obscure major like sanskrit really turn me on. It'... : Bob Jones
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    I find that I'm attracted to smart girls...I also find that they aren't attracted to me (for some reason... : Vorlonesque
    • Dude do something before you will be bald and 30 with no sex! You can always fuck the ugly girls and bec : MarksmanX
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      your sentance + paragraph writing rights are hereby revoked. from now on you may use point form. : Gladiator
      • nevermind the typo : Gladiator
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        The scary thing is that how I write on here is basically how my thought processes work (except with like... : Vorlonesque
        • everyone is like that, but you must learn how to cut it down to the necessary information, unless you ar... : Gladiator
• yes being able to get in to an intense argument with a lady is always interesting, almost sexual... : Gladiator
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  my ex-girlfriend plays video games all the time. she used to play diablo and diablo II with me. drov... : nerfherder
  • er, playED. : nerfherder
  • WOW I LOVE WHEN I LEAVE THE SHACK ON MY COMP AND COME BACK 3 HOURS LATER THEN RESPOND TO A COMMENT... : nerfherder
  • One of my x-girlfriends programmed C and would come to lan parties with me :() : boolean
• Yes. Yes they do rock. Hi Aveil! : geedeck
• my girlfriend knows html, beat Final Fantasy VII, is better at tetris, and loves nintendo as mcuh as I d... : Flmngo187
• stay away from my girlfriend! : Ratalon
• We have a bonafide linux and PHP chick in our clan, and she used to be a gymnast to top all of that off. ... : dafragsta

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  wow its pretty dead in here : OverBurN
  • yep i just waiting for FP before i get up : sikander

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• Maarten is a tease! : OverBurN
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  http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=2335415 : ultramega
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    Nevar! : Lone Swordsman
    • :( >:( >:o --turns into HULK : ultramega

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  greeks mostly, but have been favoring the americans lately. not sure why, i think i'm going back to gree... : Clay
  • The Greek avatar needs some eyedrops. : ZeBFFd00d
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  I'm a Civ2 buff and I always played as the Mongolians. : s3taanbomb
  • civ3 is different. doesn't have all the civs that civ2 did, and civ3's civs have different qualities whi... : Clay
• Either the Russians or the Japanese. I'm going to have to try the Indians. : GoofyBoy
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  First game I played the French, now I'm going Japanese and loving it. Militaristic means I'm getting eli... : Ender
  • heh sounds good. i swear though, i've gotten 1 leader in all my play time. kinda sucks heh. : Clay
• persians get 4/2/1 soldiers as a first tech : gegtik

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• just do some free writing...put down whatever comes to mind even if it doesnt relate to the topic also ... : lacker
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  make a list like thus: I. Opening (thesis) II. Paragraph 1 a. point 1 b. point 2 ... : Sexpansion Pack
  • thank you... makes life easier... i hate f'n english.. : locobastard
• brainstorming ? : sikander
• http://www.simpson.edu/academics/Hawley/prewrite.html : sikander

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• There is no version 7 : Toraz Chryx
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  its like a joke. : davecrazy
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    then go check out http://www.seventhcolumn.org/blam.pl?file=/soon.htm : jedi_27
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      *sigh* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH <--- sound of teh funnay going over your head. : davecrazy
      • I am going to kick BUNGIES ASS!!!!! Why would they do this! : jedi_27
• Its probably that MSN 7 deal not IE 7. : Degenerate

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  One of the best songs off of Ignition, which is in turn a great album. : Sideways Bob
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    only better song they did was Gone Away fuck that's emotional... : jo-papa
    • I also loved Something From Nothing : gegtik
• The Appleseed Cast - View of a Burning City : Boogieman
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  now Orgy - Stitches : jo-papa
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    TELL US EVERY TIME THE SONG CHANGES! : Poor Yurik
    • Isn't there a 15 y/o joke awaiting here? : Zoesch
• Only Child - When 6 Loves 9 : Wolfanoz
• Sheep On Drugs-Crime Time : Zoesch
• Monochrome. : {Venger}
• hybrid - theme from wider angle (for the past 5 hours!) : adnans
• Chatterbox radio :) : fen boi
• Darude - sandstorm : halfwaybastard
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  a fume hood down the hall combined with a copy machine combined with the hum of this Pentium 133 combine... : Paranoid Android
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    get headphones now! : halfwaybastard
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      I don't think this computer even has a soundcard :D : Paranoid Android
      • www.monster.com : halfwaybastard
• Journey - Seperate Ways \m/ Someday love will find you \m/ : Odoyle
• 2492 kiss - i wanta rock n roll : nurall
• offspring - cause i'm a PYRO... I like to BURN IT UP!!! and stuff : logik?
• Basement Jaxx - Where's Your Head At : Lone Swordsman
• Basement Jaxx- Red Alert : ultramega

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• actually, scratch that http://www.coolermaster.com/products/atc/atc500.html *drool* : Toraz Chryx
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  How much? : usurpah
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    same sort of price as a lian li case I'm quite digging this one http://www.coolermaster.com/products... : Toraz Chryx
    • "CoolerMaster ATCS-210-AX1 Blue Aluminum Case (Without PSU) 208.00" (that's in English pounds, before t... : Toraz Chryx

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• could be it. if it uses a web cache thing, it could be like "hey i've served up this page before" and fe... : Clay
• I'd clear the cache on that mofo, or change some settings so it checks what it serves against the remote... : Toraz Chryx

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• pak chooie uNF : ZeBFFd00d

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  what, in the ceiling? : nurall
  • posting news : -TKF-

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  What does Snoop Doggy Dogg do his clothes with? : Wolfanoz
  • what? : davecrazy
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    BLLEEEOOOTTCHHH! : Wolfanoz
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      that would be funnier if it was like, Easy-E or somebody knowing for going BEOTCH! : davecrazy
      • >:( : Wolfanoz
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        yo, you see the trade i made yesterday? : Clay
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          dear god. you ripped him off and good. : davecrazy
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            heh. yes, yes i did. freeman hasn't done jack or squat for me, and neither has taylor. MY DAYS OF SUC : Clay
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              I honestly think Freeman will have a strong second half. I'll be replacing Peerless Price with Freeman s... : Degenerate
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                you've got a strong enough team so that the trade won't be a negative for you. i think freeman WILL h... : Clay
                • Thats exactly why I think Freeman will have a good second half. : Degenerate
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                I think you got the shaft. but then again i traded brad johnson to darius for tim dwight and I thought t... : davecrazy
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                  It could very well turn ugly on the Taylor part but I plan on keeping him on the bench until he plays a ... : Degenerate
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                    i seem to recall you having a few good backs (alstott and somebody else) so you'll be ok :P : Clay
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                      I got the A-Train. : Degenerate
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                        oh yeah. good pick up :P : Clay
                        • It wasnt insight, it was luck. I got him because I'm a Michigan fan and needed to fill a spot on my rost... : Degenerate
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              taylor is hurt, mack is running ok so taylor isint necessarily due to get back to where people expected ... : davecrazy
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                Holmes has been really inconsistant though. He has awesome weeks and then will get you one or two points... : Degenerate
                • such is the curse of a good back on a shitty team. : davecrazy
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                  welcome to life with trent green. unfortunately its mostly 1 and 2 point games. he had one 22 point gam... : Clay
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                    Kurt Warner has been the same damn way lately. He has 7 picks in his last two games. :( : Degenerate
                    • such is life in a timing route offense : Clay
                    • yea, it seems the rest of my team is carring warner : nurall
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                  BTW, PLEASE PLEASE PLASE PLEASE win your game this week. : davecrazy
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                    If SF routs Carolina I should win. : Degenerate
                    • well, the way both teams have been playing, that's not outside the realm of possibility : Clay
                    • wait, wrong league. In my other league I have Jeff Garcia and Terrel Owens starting this week. :) : Degenerate
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  morinin crazydave! : Degenerate
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    Isn't it Good mr0ning on the Interweb? : s3taanbomb
    • hrmm, good point. You may be right. : Degenerate

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• yes, yes it does. i'm more of the "build up my science and trade and happiness" more than "build lots an... : Clay
• Civ3 is a great tool if you know you could be President, but don't have a tight enough ass to do it. : s3taanbomb

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  good morning : lacker
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    good afternoon : root beer
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      good evening : Odoyle
      • g'day : chinchilla

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• and I totally agreed former CS mastar! : Wolfanoz
• youre just mad because my penis video card is bigger than yours : elosorojo
• hey Poor Yurik, have you gotten outbreak yet? : haokah

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  a rubber naked doll which will say "What do you want?" : root beer
  • "Asimo does more than please the gadget loving nation by wagging a tail or purring." : verbatim
• $166,700 : nurall
• Stepford wives! : fen boi
• Virtual sex0r robot? : Terminus Est

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  Your browser is incompatible with this site. Please upgrade to Internet Explorer 7. : Sexpansion Pack
  • Yeah, I figure there'll be something in a few hours. : 0Wingfan

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• all three! : adnans
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  stop it, you're making me hungry.... : Sexpansion Pack
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    j00 want my penuf? : Wolfanoz
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      you seem penis-obsessed : Clay
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        I just had 4 hours of sex...I even plowed her in teh dirtbox... I'm a little wired : Wolfanoz
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          http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=2335196 : halfwaybastard
          • first timed dirtboxer, yes..nevar done it before. : Wolfanoz
          • Oh yeah, I'm sticking to female brown balloon ties... : Wolfanoz
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            Im still laughin at the "dick smells like poop" club : Wolfanoz
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              Stinkdick syndrome : halfwaybastard
              • Not anymore, I hosed myself off. : Wolfanoz
    • i am pretty hungry.... : Sexpansion Pack
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  Go to Dunkin Donuts nekkid : Degenerate
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    dunkin donuts suck. : Clay
    • you gotta go with what you got. :) : Degenerate

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  gamefaqs.com? : adnans
  • nm, they have crap on Civ3 right now : adnans
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  does civ3 have a civelopedia? : Torias
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    yeah it does. at work right now, so that doesn't do me much good : Clay
    • :/ i might check our stores tomorrow, see if the fuckers have civ3 yet... : Torias
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  I don't believe there is a secondary irriation. But food production seems to go up through ages. : Crimsonbeak
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    well crap. i hate it when your city makes one less food than it needs to break even. so it gets that ext... : Clay
    • what government do you have? don't some govt's have limits on how much food a single square can produ... : Torias
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      Yes longevity makes you grow by 2 but that is near the end of the game : Crimsonbeak
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        i'm developing now. kinda su cks that i can grow by two but can't support them :) can you move food f... : Clay
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          fucken useless micro-management games :p : halfwaybastard
          • OMG SOMEONE BAN THIS MOFO : Crimsonbeak
          • game is... so addictive. unfortunately on "huge" the "please waits" take like a minute. turns = 5 min... : Clay
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  a harbor allows 1 more food per square, if that's what you're looking for. : Dante
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    per ocean square? : Raziel
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      yeah, per ocean square. i've got harbors, i'm in the "end-game" now. cities have populations of like ... : Clay
      • I cant make it to end game (it takes too long) : Raziel

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  I was playing Jaffa while I was banging...good stuff! : Wolfanoz
  • like half the current threads have you talking about banging, first time or something? :p Now that yo... : halfwaybastard
• whenever I play Miles Davis(I don't have all that much of his, though), I think of driving too :) (... : Paranoid Android
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  I don't think so. I listen to different things every night when I sleep. Tetsu Inoue all the way to Flam... : haiku
  • I slept to Wish You Were Here (Pink Floyd) a while back... now THAT was interesting : Toraz Chryx

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• morning. : ElTigre
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  Hah, morning to you COCK! : Odoyle
  • Cock of the walk! : gegtik

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• YUO ARE CORRECTO! : Wolfanoz
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  It's 8:29AM EST, I've been up since she came by and rocked my house. : Wolfanoz
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    ... MOM?! : gegtik
    • Yeah, if you have a new brother or sister in 9 months and has blue eyes and curly blonde hair... it coul... : Wolfanoz

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  Put Jaffa-Legz on there..I've been looping that like crazy : Wolfanoz
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    I don't got that : Toraz Chryx
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      Yeah, anything by Jaffa is good driving material. : Wolfanoz
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        um, I don't drive :) : Toraz Chryx
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          Ok..Fly then! : Wolfanoz
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            well, um, dude, it's not possible to drive from here to where I'm going.... (England to Arizona) : Toraz Chryx
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              Yuo can with an amphibious assault vehicle! : Wolfanoz
              • not without getting an escort from a tanker :) : Toraz Chryx
            • Yeah you can! You can take the American England Tunnel! We have a Tunnel here in Michigan that takes us ... : MarksmanX
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  hrmm /swaps FNM - Who Cares A Lot for SLAYER - DECADE OF AGGRESSION (DISK 1) : Toraz Chryx
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    Add: whatever death album 'voice of the soul' is on :D : Paranoid Android
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      you mean "The sound of perserverence" /me is actually considering adding some Ministry right now /... : Toraz Chryx
      • i know you just said YOU don't drive...will there be any stretches of being in a car though? a GREAT dri... : Paranoid Android
• I WANT MORE COWBELL : Paranoid Android

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  you know what pissed me off? the guy who plays dante in clerks is in mallrats as a different characte : Torias
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    yep, he plays Gil Hicks, Dante's cousin. they didn't want him to be Dante, since we know Dante is stuck : Dante
    • Gil Hicks? riiiiiight : Toraz Chryx
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      ahhh ok... well that's ok... as long as they maintain continuity :) : Torias
      • I'm 37? : Dante

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  Was he screaming 500th Post Biznatches? : Zoesch
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    more important: did someone else jump just seconds before him, making him feel stupid for announcing #50... : verbatim
    • now THAT'S comedy : gegtik

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  ANYONE REMEMBER THIS FROM LAST NIGHT? HAHAHAHAHAHAH : Wolfanoz
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    did I miss something? : fen boi
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      yes :) : gegtik
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        http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=2333046 : Wolfanoz
        • :) : fen boi
• http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?id=2333080 : Wolfanoz

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• www.lowbrow.com it's like the shack, read what's on the page, hit refresh, read again, hit refresh, r... : Torias

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  kick some ass : Clay
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    theres no asses to kick :( i'm the only person here! : adnans
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      where do you work? : Sexpansion Pack
      • tech support :/ i cover the entire floor and about 7 different products at night. usually not to bad, ... : adnans
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      eventually someone will get there right? then you can bust out the can-o-whupass? : Clay
      • i'll bust my ass to my car and drive home so i can play daoc sleep : adnans

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• kinda? :p : halfwaybastard