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27,202 chatty comments by "ConfusedUs"
- Posted Aug 16, 2018 2:32pm PDT I knew this game was special when Dr Evil Voice said "..for the good of mankind," and Doomguy slightly looks down at the corpse lying on the floor,...
- Posted Aug 16, 2018 10:43am PDT It's 2018, we all love the cock anyway
- Posted Aug 16, 2018 8:18am PDT There is only one possible contender to push The Long Walk off its throne.
- Posted Aug 16, 2018 7:45am PDT Short fiction really is the way to go. Something your kids can read in an hour, rather than over the course of a couple of weeks. I'm drawing a...
- Posted Aug 16, 2018 7:42am PDT Yep. I really like everything about the Bachman pseudonym, from the reason King did it to the identification and "death" of the character.
- Posted Aug 16, 2018 7:05am PDT And The Long Walk, which is legit the best Bachman book. And since Bachman is just King's pseudonym, it's also the best King book. Fight me.
- Posted Aug 15, 2018 1:23pm PDT Haha here's a lady doing the voice for it https://twitter.com/sweetpoffin/status/1029385842840793088
- Posted Aug 15, 2018 1:20pm PDT Sonic Drive-In did some Pickle slushes recently. Several of my friends tried them, and they ALL hated it. I don't like dill pickles anyway...
- Posted Aug 15, 2018 12:59pm PDT "Just got 4 drinks at the drive thru n that guy asked 'do ye want a cupholder'. Obviously a do ya fucking reprobate am no a fucking octopus"
- Posted Aug 15, 2018 7:09am PDT Greebles are awesome! Notches, antennae, etc. I love me some heavily-greebled spaceships.
- Posted Aug 14, 2018 6:56pm PDT An octopus is the best familiar.
- Posted Aug 14, 2018 1:49pm PDT Guess not, but I'll tell you anyway: Darth Vader would never bury his head so deep in the sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and gets...
- Posted Aug 14, 2018 1:19pm PDT Wanna know how I know you're not Darth Vader?
- Posted Aug 14, 2018 12:59pm PDT I would accept Quake 1 with or without mods > Quake 2 with mods > UT '99 > Quake 3 with mods > UT2k4 > Quake 3 > Quake 2 I...
- Posted Aug 14, 2018 12:44pm PDT I just buy it from Amazon for a couple bucsk an episode