Shacknews LoL

Created by Thom W.
  • 74 lols
    By: Borrowed Ladder
     
    I don't understand what you mean, they gave me like a tube thing so I kind of sat on the toilet and had my hand going under my legs and tried to shit in it - and just got it everywhere and all over myself

    How else are you meant to fucking do it
       
  • 74 lols
    By: iwonthelottery
     
    that show was a bunch of bullsh
       
  • 74 lols
    By: sanchez
     
    So...were these headphones designed for a human or....?

    http://chattypics.com/files/1_1q20yflyj0.jpg

    :|

    Also spider: http://chattypics.com/files/2_ph5bu2j2hi.jpg
       
  • 74 lols
    By: rick
     
    Sorry had to get lunch. Here's the chat log:

    me: Wanna get married?
    I don't have a ring.
    or a romantic situation
    but you haven't left me with much time to do that
    k: well u have time today
    when i see u at home
    lol
    me: I love you and want you forever
    k: ok
    well ask me
    tonight
    me: No
    k: lol
    me: I'm asking you now
    k: why?
    me: you have to answer now
    k: over comp?
    me: because, thats how it is
    yup
    k: lol
    ok yes
    me: yay!
    k: can i still have a ring later?
    me: yes.
       
  • 74 lols
    By: reZaun
     
    So, my wife went out drinking with her gay friend Steve lastnight. They stumbled home around midnight and he ended up passing out in our spare room.

    After he left this morning I found our olive oil in the bedroom and a cucumber in the washroom garbage.

    ... also my keyboard and mouse are oily. I think I'm going to be sick.

    Needless to say I'm not speaking to my wife today.
       
  • 74 lols
    By: Phil
     
    So my oldest son had been dating this girl who ultimately dumped him because he doesn't go to church. :/ She basically molested him in the 8th and 9th grade, but apparently she's found Jesus. She told him he needed to start praying and she might go out with him again.

    He's on Myspace tonight and is like, "ah, the ex-girlfriend is on". I told him I'd help him out a little bit on IM.

    http://www.philsized.com/lol/lmao.jpg

    (repost for the real shackers day crew)
       
  • 74 lols
    By: Chris Faylor
     
    in entirely unrelated news, we're proud to announce the addition of a kitchen to the shacknews office.
       
  • 74 lols
    By: SockMonkeh
     
    This is probably how God feels about Diane.
       
  • 74 lols
    By: GeorgeB3DR
     
    Your release date is bullshit.
       
  • 73 lols
    By: Milleh
     
    My middle child (12 years old) has a new friend over.

    Her and 2 other of her friends are playing hide and seek in the basement, they end up somehow scaring the new friend who is hiding in a closet in the basement by making noises in the dark.

    She peed herself, like not a little, full 100% pee clothes soaked, puddle on the floor, right on top of my wife's wedding dress which had fallen on the floor in the closet during hide and seek.

    Wtf, where's my lice I want it back.