Friendster and MySpace also ban President Trump following yesterday's failed coup

It's lonely at the top. 

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President Trump has caught a few bans on social media platforms Twitter and Facebook over the past few days, as his gang of thugs failed to overthrow the government yesterday. It appears that our shitposter-in-chief is desperate now as he has been trying to create accounts on defunct platforms Friendster and MySpace.


Member Friendster?
Member Friendster?

We reached out to the founder of Friendster, and they actually got back to us.

"Look, we have been a defunct website for years, but Trump is desperate. He keeps sending me messages on Parler asking to turn the servers back on. Since he wouldn't stop, we decided to ban him. Despite the fact that the site doesn't even exist."


Member MySpace?
Member MySpace?

That didn't stop the Trumpster as he then created a MySpace account. We reached out to the one guy who monitors the website for comment.

"We were shocked to see a new account created yesterday, as we are pretty much a worthless website with legacy band content. It was pretty bizarre to see a new band named 'Trump and the MAGAs' sign up for a MySpace account in the year of our lord 2021, so we began the procedures to track the user's IP address. When we realized that it was this asshole trying to evade his Twitter and Facebook bans, we promptly permabanned his ass."


After these two bans and a failed coup yesterday, President Trump seems to have capitulated on his misinformation campaign. The dumbass-in-chief claims he will help the Biden team move in on January 20. 

FUCK DONALD TRUMP!
FUCK DONALD TRUMP!

Surely, nothing else stupid will happen between now and then. Right?

- posted by Orkut Büyükkökten

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