Evening Reading

You again, Evening Reading? I see how this is going to be. You think you're so clever. I don't have long to write this or much to say so here, here's some stuff that I enjoyed from our E3 2010 coverage today.

  • XCOM may not be X-COM but it still looks like a video game I would like to play. I was extremely over-excited by something unfathomable when I wrote that post.
  • The 'Wanted' multiplayer mode in Assassin's Creed Brotherhood sounds an awful lot like The Ship, which is surely positive.
  • Mafia II is not getting nearly enough attention. Perhaps people are scared off by its awful E3 Playboy 'booth babe' photo snapshot horrid dress-up stupid? One can certainly hope so. I will not let this make me dislike the game.
  • Dynamic cutting in Metal Gear Solid Rising looks lovely.
  • Project Dust. The creator of Another World is developing a "spiritual heir to Populous" with an alterable, dynamically-simulated world. Gosh.
  • Raymond Padilla wrote an Epic Mickey preview for us. He's nice.
  • Civilization V!

Look, we both know I'll probably see you tomorrow too, Evening Reading, but there's no need to get cocky about it. Yeah, shove off, you wazzock.

From The Chatty
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    June 16, 2010 5:14 PM

    Hey you Chicago peoples.

    I'm here, in my hotel, bored and hungry. I tried AdultFriendFinder but it costs money and its full of fat black chicks or hot 29 year olds that want 9" dicks and simulated rape.

    I guess I'll have to settle for a shacker.

    I'm staying at the Hilton on S. Michigan Ave. Impromptu Shackmeet!

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      June 16, 2010 5:25 PM

      This reads like a Craigslist post.

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      June 16, 2010 5:27 PM

      What's wrong with the hot 29 year old chicks who want a 9" dick and simulated rape?

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        June 16, 2010 5:28 PM

        Contrary to popular belief, I don't have a 9" penis. Simulated rape is fine, I suppose.

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          June 16, 2010 5:43 PM

          They won't know about the lack of a 9" until you're raping them and by then it's too late so go for it.

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            June 16, 2010 5:45 PM

            I'm pretty sure they all ask for dick pics and I don't have photoshop on this laptop

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              June 16, 2010 5:45 PM

              Those bitches.

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              June 16, 2010 5:52 PM

              Just tell them you're an architect.

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                June 16, 2010 10:44 PM

                Yea and that your name is Art Vandalay but sometimes you moonlight as Buck Naked and make adult films.

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      June 16, 2010 5:40 PM

      Im fucking hungry and lonely. help.

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      June 16, 2010 6:17 PM

      You should drive out to Shermer, IL.

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      June 16, 2010 6:47 PM

      are you asking for sex?

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      June 16, 2010 7:12 PM

      There's gotta be something you can find to do in Chi-town. Start your own Chris Ware ripoff comic. Write poetry about the wind. Walk to the beach.

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        June 16, 2010 7:14 PM

        I'm sure there is stuff to do. It's just that I'm alone tonight and I wouldenjoy that stuff better with company

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      June 16, 2010 7:24 PM

      why do they have to be fat black chicks?

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