Morning Discussion

Springtime is usually gorgeous in England, with sunny days, warm temperatures and budding shoots but unfortunately it seems to have been condensed into one short week this year. The inhospitable British summer has arrived, with temperatures skyrocketing to an almost unfathomable 23°C (73°F). This falls just a few centimetres (an inch) short of the point at which carbon--the human body included--combusts. If you don't hear from me in a while, you'll known what happened. Remember me for the video games.

At least I lived to see Lost end--a victory for television and us all. In a few short years, the hectic rush to create "the next Lost" should pass and then, maybe then, civilisation can move on in a world where obfuscation is not mistaken for profundity.

From The Chatty
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    May 24, 2010 5:05 AM

    omg we LOST weekend Chatty?!?!?!

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      May 24, 2010 5:07 AM

      Is there any way to filter out seeing lost threads?

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        May 24, 2010 5:08 AM

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          May 24, 2010 5:14 AM

          You're being simplistic. He needs to shift into a sideways timeline which is actually the dream of the reincarnation of John Lennon in the future in space at the centre of the Earth in 3000 BC, jumping again to 1963 to ensure John F Kennedy doesn't die so punk rock is formed then playing session bass for Thelonious Monk, raising seventeen children with a Mormon wife and inventing Cheez Whiz before finally pressing the button. Maybe, his next leap will be the leap home (and that turns Lost posts off).

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        May 24, 2010 5:09 AM

        The collapse button, use it.

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        May 24, 2010 5:55 AM

        4-5 clicks of the scroll wheel, since they're usually kept to one thread anyway

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      May 24, 2010 5:22 AM

      nuke this one

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