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Evening Reading: April Fools' Day
Brian Leahy
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Today is the day where the Internet has fun and we spend precious time trying to determine if some of the more subtle jokes are actually legit stories.

Shackers have collected as many gags as they could find in this thread from Morning Discussion.

My favorites were definitely YouTube's TEXTp ASCII rendering, unixkcd, and Deckard Cain's X-Treme Gamer Blanket.

Off to the studio to record Weekend Confirmed! Your regularly-scheduled ER will return tomorrow, fools.

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  • sparkly legacy 10 years legacy 20 years
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    April 1, 2010 5:03 PM

    Neato. Photoshelter must have recently added (or I must not have noticed until now) canvas gallery style wrap prints to the options I have for things: "High-quality genuine canvas print, gallery wrapped and ready to hang or frame. Gallery wrapped canvas is specifically designed to allow mounting to the wall directly out of the box. The gallery wrap is a technique that wraps the actual image around all four sides of the image." http://shop.joshlyon.com

    I have no model photoshoots scheduled at all right now and I don't plan on it...I'm going to focus on more of the artistic stuff once Easter passes and I have some more free time. I also just applied for a job in a town in Kentucky with a population of 9000 :O I'm ready to get out of california and do something entirely different!

    • hobosapien legacy 10 years
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      April 1, 2010 5:16 PM

      moving to the south in a 9000 town population is definitely going to be opposite of CA

    • sparkly legacy 10 years legacy 20 years
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      April 1, 2010 5:20 PM

      And because I still love Jesus, here's a coupon for 15% off orders over $25. The code is EASTER.

    • gmd legacy 10 years legacy 20 years mercury mega
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      April 1, 2010 5:22 PM

      Kentucky is pretty close to Virginia

      • sparkly legacy 10 years legacy 20 years
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        April 1, 2010 5:23 PM

        Virginia is pretty close to Vagina

        • gmd legacy 10 years legacy 20 years mercury mega
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          April 1, 2010 5:24 PM

          That's not a state

        • DooBall legacy 10 years legacy 20 years
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          April 1, 2010 5:24 PM

          bravo.

        • [deleted] 1837403109 legacy 10 years legacy 20 years
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          April 1, 2010 6:37 PM

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          • sparkly legacy 10 years legacy 20 years
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            April 1, 2010 7:00 PM

            I hope I never have to go back to virginia...there lies a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair.

    • SKI242 legacy 10 years legacy 20 years
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      April 1, 2010 5:31 PM

      Move to denver and I'll be a prime investor in your photography business and can assist you in all your photo shoots

    • [deleted] 491575983 legacy 10 years legacy 20 years
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      April 1, 2010 5:43 PM

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      • gmd legacy 10 years legacy 20 years mercury mega
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        April 1, 2010 5:44 PM

        there is one place in Louisville that will serve you different bourbon based on what dish you ordered

    • Ormsbee legacy 10 years
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      April 1, 2010 6:06 PM

      9,000 people is REALLY small. And being a small town in Kentucky, your more risqué work might seriously offend some people, and that could really hamper your business.

      • [deleted] 491575983 legacy 10 years legacy 20 years
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        April 1, 2010 6:21 PM

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        • sparkly legacy 10 years legacy 20 years
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          April 1, 2010 6:27 PM

          I will fight for naked ladies honor until death!!

          • d3tached legacy 10 years legacy 20 years
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            April 1, 2010 6:28 PM

            The selection of models is going to be pretty limited. I think you already know it is a bad idea to move there.

            • sparkly legacy 10 years legacy 20 years
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              April 1, 2010 6:34 PM

              Oh I know...but the job is doing photo work, fashion, product...right up my alley

              • Ormsbee legacy 10 years
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                April 1, 2010 7:38 PM

                Would you be working directly for a corporation as their in-house photographer? Or is it in more of a traditional studio?

                • sparkly legacy 10 years legacy 20 years
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                  April 1, 2010 7:50 PM

                  Seems to be an in house photographer for a company

      • [deleted] 328349105 legacy 10 years legacy 20 years
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        April 1, 2010 6:35 PM

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      • MamiyaOtaru legacy 10 years
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        April 1, 2010 7:35 PM

        kentucky i guess. i live in a smaller town in WY and know of at least one nude photog and a model. that is to say I'd be more worried about Kentucky than small

    • iamgoat legacy 10 years legacy 20 years
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      April 1, 2010 6:29 PM

      You should have gone to Oregon.

      • sparkly legacy 10 years legacy 20 years
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        April 1, 2010 6:32 PM

        I'm so desperate to leave this church job that I am willing to go anywhere. Portland is still my first choice...but ill go where I can find money :/

      • hirez moderator legacy 10 years legacy 20 years
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        April 1, 2010 6:37 PM

        i agree with this goat. but good luck Sparkly, wherever you end up!

    • zakazi legacy 10 years
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      April 1, 2010 6:32 PM

      Go north on 65 and you can hang out with us Indy shackers.

      cause we get together so often

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