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Sony Touts PS3 Pizza Ordering Service

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Scarily determined to live up to the PlayStation 3's new "It Only Does Everything" slogan, Sony is touting the ability to order Papa John's pizza direct from the console, complete with a dedicated Papa John's button on the system's internet browser homepage.

"Hungry? Need something to eat?" asks a mass mailing to members of the PlayStation Network, explaining that at long last "you can jump over to your PlayStation 3 browser between epic battles and high-speed races to get a hot delicious pizza delivered to your door... all this while never having to leave the comfort of your PS3 system."

Sony's MMORPG EverQuest 2 infamously added the command /pizza to launch a browser window for Pizza Hut's online ordering. Allegiances have apparently shifted.

This addition might shake up the results of recent studies which found that gamers are not fat, but sad, and that casual gaming can help beat snack cravings.

From The Chatty
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    September 15, 2009 5:52 PM

    Don't stop there, Sony!

    Here's my list of things I need to be able to do from my PS3 before your ad campaign is successful in my eyes:

    -Buy a hooker
    -Buy crack
    -Buy cheap porn
    -Buy my entire week's worth of groceries
    -Flush my toilet
    -Do my dishes
    -Feed my cat and change her litter box

    GET FUCKING ON IT.

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      September 15, 2009 6:44 PM

      +1 (this part makes more than 5 characters)

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        September 15, 2009 7:42 PM

        ?

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        September 15, 2009 7:58 PM

        Just put a few extra spaces after the period. That's what I do.

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      September 15, 2009 8:25 PM

      I can settle with just being able to play upscaled ps2 games,

      GET FUCKING ON IT SONY!

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        September 15, 2009 10:00 PM

        Haha, yeah seriously.

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        September 15, 2009 10:07 PM

        Or if that is too much trouble, at least repackage an elite few and sell them back to us for more than they are worth.

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