Welcome to the end of a hellaciously busy Thursday, Shackers. The mighty Day of Geoff in the Summer of Geoff has come to a close with all of the gaming news that comes with it. There’s plenty more gaming showcases and reveals going on this weekend, but before we get into another day of E3-free big game month coverage, let’s wind down this Thursday with an Evening Reading, shall we?
In Case You Missed It At Shacknews…
- Summer Game Fest 2022: All announcements, reveals, & trailers
- Devolver Digital Showcase 2022: All news, announcements, and trailers
- Moss: Book 2 comes to Meta Quest 2 in July 2022
- The Last of Us Part 2 multiplayer will be spun off into its own standalone game
- Annapurna Interactive Showcase will return in late July
- DokeV was not at Summer Game Fest 2022
- Hideo Kojima was notably absent at Summer Game Fest 2022
- Facebook (FB) officially changes stock symbol to META
And now… Other stuff from The Internet!!!
Never “hold my beer” at a bowling alley
Dude isn’t getting any animations good or bad for that atrocious throw.
From drenched to floof
Drying hair pic.twitter.com/1DO03aeyBk— Ichigodawashi🐹🐹☕️ (@Ichigodawashi) June 9, 2022
If you wet my hair and then dry it, this will also happen to me, so I can definitely relate to floofy ferret.
Another AEW fan of refined taste
That said, I feel like these competitive gaming signs at wrestling shows and their ongoing narrative may be getting out of control. I saw one ask for a Final Fantasy X remake. *shudder*
Tom Nook gets what’s coming
We slow-motion shot Tom Nook with a nerf gun and I can't breathe lmfao pic.twitter.com/UI3SmRLL7y— VERSY (@Versiris) June 9, 2022
“That’s the last time you put me in debt, Nook.” But seriously, that’s quite the Nerf gun to hit that hard. Must be a custom job!
Xenomorph in court
The prompt was: "Courtroom sketch of the xenomorph from Alien on trial for felony jaywalking" pic.twitter.com/4FBhgYpEzn— ♥️ Lucky Bun (@Lucky_BunTTV) June 9, 2022
I’ve seen a lot of these AI generated image panes, but this is easily the best one. Xenomorph will pay (monetarily) for the damage it has caused.
Elden Ring players dog classifications
No lies detected, these are all good dogs in Elden Ring.
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And there you have it. What are you up to tonight, Shackers? Good music? Good games? Good shows? Sound off in the Shacknews Chatty section below!