Evening Reading - March 2, 2021

Good evening, Shacknews, it's night time, which means it's time for Evening Reading. Let's officially close out our day of posting. Please take a look.

In case you missed it at Shacknews:

• It Takes Two hands-on preview: Couples counseling
• Taxi Chaos review: Extremely light on the chaos
• Introducing Shacknews Reader for RSS feeds
• All Presage scannables - Destiny 2
• Elon Musk is so rich he can build his own Starbase city in Texas
• Playstation Store ending video rentals and purchases this summer
• Hardsuit Labs faces layoffs after being taken off Bloodlines 2 development
• The Sinking City studio accuses publisher of piracy in contract dispute
• Epic Games to acquire Fall Guys developer Mediatonic
• Valheim update 0.147.3 patch notes bring big changes to dedicated servers

And now... Other Stuff From The Internet!!!

She backed into a pole

NGL the damage from the pole isn’t my biggest concern here pic.twitter.com/5BDhKDgJnL

— Rachael (@RachaelHasIdeas) March 2, 2021

Nothing else about this video is odd. I have no follow up questions. Nope. None.

Mentos and Coke

pic.twitter.com/eDqUyHZwqn

— Images with Kingdom Hearts music (@ImagesHearts) March 2, 2021

That is one aggressive toilet.

Please explain

????? pic.twitter.com/SWn9Kvzqxt

— Jon.Grubbs.H264.1080p.mkv (@jongrubbs) March 3, 2021

You've got to love it when this kind of thing crops up.

Dark Souls items you pick up

Dark Souls inventory is always like:

Soul of a Bummed Out Warrior
Soul of a Sad Warrior
Great Soul of The Giantess
Small Being
Slime Remedy
Oak Resin
Bag of Urine

— atrophy wife 🎀 (@zuza_real) February 23, 2021

Such unusual item names and descriptions. I can't wait to read Elden Ring's items.

Bored? Try this one trick!

if you're bored you can simply close your eyes and rotate a cow in your mind. it's free and the cops can't stop you

— aynrandy HD (hot diarrhoea) (@AynRandy) February 1, 2021

Doctors don't want you to know this.

GDC talks featuring Disco Elysium

giving my 2012 GDC branching narrative talk again tomorrow and i included 3 slides as a 2021 addendum that basically say, "you should just use disco elysium as the benchmark now lmao"

— Josh Sawyer (@jesawyer) February 26, 2021

Disco Elysium is phenomenal. Have you played it yet?

Jonah Hill teaches body confidence

jonah hill is a legend man pic.twitter.com/RapNmMAUJU

— mariano 🦦⁶𓅓 (@TheRapAgenda) February 27, 2021

Feel good in your own skin.

Here's your horrorscope for today

Taurus: Your skeleton will try to escape this week. You will be powerless to stop it.

— Sorrow-scopes (@Sorrowscopes) February 23, 2021

Good luck chasing down your skeleton.

Wholesome meme

pic.twitter.com/MXdoGq4H7U

— Respectful Memes (@RespectfulMemes) February 28, 2021

Gotta love making friends online.

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Here's a photo of Rad cleaning his claws and feet. He likes to make sure his beans are tidy!

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Sam Chandler

Guides Editor

Hailing from the land down under, Sam Chandler brings a bit of the southern hemisphere flair to his work. After bouncing round a few universities, securing a bachelor degree, and entering the video game industry, he's found his new family here at Shacknews as a Guides Editor. There's nothing he loves more than crafting a guide that will help someone. If you need help with a guide, or notice something not quite right, you can message him on X: @SamuelChandler