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We’ve all been here before — breaking into some random place and eating sweets until we enter a diabetic coma until the morning staff discovers us and thinks we were murdered because all the raspberry jam covering our fat bodies looks like viscera.
Somebody found this Corgi puppy laid out in a shop surrounded by claret. They thought he'd been attacked and was hurt and bleeding...— SeaweedTea Drinker (@BlondieAtlanta) January 5, 2021
It turns out he'd eaten and entire jar of Jam and passed out on the floor in a sugar crash...😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/SMjF27vaiz
If I tried to Minecraft my cat, it would claw my eyes out in retaliation...
In today’s episode of morons sharing fake conspiracy news on social media, COVID-19 crazies share circuit designs for the microchips in the COVID vaccine. It would appear the tracking chips have the exact same setup as the famous Boss Metal Zone guitar distortion pedal.
Conspiracy theorists have taken to sharing a schematic for a “5G chip” they claim is implanted in COVID-19 vaccines – only it's actually for the Boss Metal Zone https://t.co/AxTcjC0Pn2— Guitar World (@GuitarWorld) January 4, 2021
Maybe Moscow Mitch had the right idea...
Chef Jean Pierre, who rose to online fame after a video where he butchers the pronunciation of the word “onion” went viral, is back online and posted a video on how to make French onion soup. Bon apetits
And because there are no rules when it comes to Evening Reading, I’m just gonna post Youtube videos! Enjoy some tunes from this random assortment.
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Chris Jarrard posted a new article, Evening Reading - January 5, 2021
Stop it, Moses!
Dude! Lemme get my History:
Soul Train Line Jungle Boogie Kool And The Gang
Soul Train Line Let It Whip Dazz Band
Let it Whip - Soul Train Line 1982
Soul Train Line Lover Girl Teena Marie
Soul Train Line Beep A Freak Gap Band
Soul Train Line Operator Midnight Starr