Hey Shacknews, it's time for Evening Reading. In the not-always-great state of Georgia, the U.S. Senate election runoff is nearing its conclusion. Please don’t embarrass me again fellow Georgians. Let's officially close out our day of posting. Please take a look.
In case you missed it at Shacknews:
Shadow of the Colossus dev Gen Design is hiring staff for a 2021 project
Minecraft Earth is shutting down in June 2021
PSA: Hitman 2016 & Hitman 2 are up to 80% off ahead of Hitman 3's release
Persona soundtracks from the whole series are now available on Spotify
Injustice 2 and Torchlight 3 highlight January 2021 Game Pass offerings
Top earning mobile games of 2020 revealed
And now... Other Stuff From The Internet!!!
We’ve all been here before — breaking into some random place and eating sweets until we enter a diabetic coma until the morning staff discovers us and thinks we were murdered because all the raspberry jam covering our fat bodies looks like viscera.
Somebody found this Corgi puppy laid out in a shop surrounded by claret. They thought he'd been attacked and was hurt and bleeding...
— SeaweedTea Drinker (@BlondieAtlanta) January 5, 2021
It turns out he'd eaten and entire jar of Jam and passed out on the floor in a sugar crash...😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/SMjF27vaiz
If I tried to Minecraft my cat, it would claw my eyes out in retaliation...
— cats.exe (@catsdotexe) January 4, 2021
In today’s episode of morons sharing fake conspiracy news on social media, COVID-19 crazies share circuit designs for the microchips in the COVID vaccine. It would appear the tracking chips have the exact same setup as the famous Boss Metal Zone guitar distortion pedal.
Conspiracy theorists have taken to sharing a schematic for a “5G chip” they claim is implanted in COVID-19 vaccines – only it's actually for the Boss Metal Zone https://t.co/AxTcjC0Pn2
— Guitar World (@GuitarWorld) January 4, 2021
Maybe Moscow Mitch had the right idea...
Chef Jean Pierre, who rose to online fame after a video where he butchers the pronunciation of the word “onion” went viral, is back online and posted a video on how to make French onion soup. Bon apetits
And because there are no rules when it comes to Evening Reading, I’m just gonna post Youtube videos! Enjoy some tunes from this random assortment.
There you have it, Shacknews. Your Evening Reading for January 5, 2021. Please consider subscribing to Shacknews Mercury to support our site for as little as $1/month. We use the money to buy outfits for Greg’s cats and to bail Ozzie out of jail when he goes on MD 20/20 benders.
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Chris Jarrard posted a new article, Evening Reading - January 5, 2021
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Dude! Lemme get my History:
Soul Train Line Jungle Boogie Kool And The Gang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQLF37csfhI
Soul Train Line Let It Whip Dazz Band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWVxLTnkx7c
Let it Whip - Soul Train Line 1982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVTZ4akhLA4
Soul Train Line Lover Girl Teena Marie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yhIuW-ilIQ
Soul Train Line Beep A Freak Gap Band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2U2LCTpr80
Soul Train Line Operator Midnight Starr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbkhXhNMN5w
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