First Post! March 13, 2020

Hey Shacknews, it's time for First Post! Let's officially kick off our day of posting. Please take a look.

Clean sheep

a washed and dried sheep pic.twitter.com/XBf1Lhekcq

— 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙮 ♡☁️ (@thatpopgirl) March 12, 2020

Happy sheep... for now.

2020 canceled

Hey guys,

Have we tried unplugging 2020, waiting 60 seconds, and then plugging it back in??#OverIt

— Rick Malambri (@RickMalambri) March 13, 2020

Maybe we could try blowing on the cartridge.

Gloria Gaynor with a handwashing PSA

Gloria Gaynor washing her hands to I Will Survive is the hand washing video I didn’t know I needed pic.twitter.com/3HotD7RsS6

— grant 🧔🏻 (@urdadssidepiece) March 12, 2020

I will survive!

Ohio will save us from the coronavirus

I love that Ohio is keeping it real with all this #Covid_19 info. But telling us 100,000 ohioans are carrying the virus makes me terrified I'm one of them lmao pic.twitter.com/msLmYZWuXi

— Gbay99 (@Gbay99) March 13, 2020

If Ohio fails, we have this guy.

The coronavirus is FUCKEDpic.twitter.com/2W8c3SI1ai

— ☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ (@LilithLovett) March 11, 2020

But, how do we make money off of this panic?

is there a toilet paper ETF yet ?

— Trading Plays / Paul (@tradingplays) March 12, 2020

Meanwhile in Michigan...

Honestly, this is so brave and important. pic.twitter.com/OnYhPGf5kP

— fema camp counselor (@andrewneville) March 12, 2020

Stay safe, Shackers.

In case you missed it at Shacknews:

Our first-ever Shack Smash Ultimate invitational tournament set to kick off in Austin, Texas next week has been postponed. The health & safety of our competitors, casters, and livestream production team is our top priority during this ongoing coronavirus outbreak. #ShackSmash pic.twitter.com/yxz7lpMdfX

— Shacknews (@shacknews) March 12, 2020

• Apple pivots WWDC 2020 to be online-only event over coronavirus concerns
• League of Legends LEC postponed in response to coronavirus pandemic
• The Cartridge Family 096 – Coronavirus Fears, Animal Crossing, Doom Eternal Cheers
• Pokemon Go Genesect Special Research requires real-world purchase
• Infinity Ward wants to bump Call of Duty: Warzone's max player cap to 200
• Wasteland 3 beta coming next week for Fig backers
• Coronavirus: Which gaming events are canceled and what's still on?
• Xur's location and wares for March 13, 2020 - Destiny 2
• Nioh 2 review: Crouching yokai, hidden samurai
• 2020 video game release dates calendar

https://t.co/VHRcZFw7Ok pic.twitter.com/mY0kBSLPng

— Productive Citizen ✌🏾💙🙏🏾👊🏾 (@technosucks) March 13, 2020

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Asif Khan

CEO/EIC/EIEIO

Asif Khan is the CEO, EIC, and majority shareholder of Shacknews. He began his career in video game journalism as a freelancer in 2001 for Tendobox.com. Asif is a CPA and was formerly an investment adviser representative. After much success in his own personal investments, he retired from his day job in financial services and is currently focused on new private investments. His favorite PC game of all time is Duke Nukem 3D, and he is an unapologetic fan of most things Nintendo. Asif first frequented the Shack when it was sCary's Shugashack to find all things Quake. When he is not immersed in investments or gaming he is a purveyor of fine electronic music. Asif also has an irrational love of Cleveland sports.