First Post! March 13, 2020

Hey, it's Friday the 13th! Here's a not-so-terrifying First Post!

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Hey Shacknews, it's time for First Post! Let's officially kick off our day of posting. Please take a look.


Clean sheep

Happy sheep... for now.


2020 canceled

Maybe we could try blowing on the cartridge.


Gloria Gaynor with a handwashing PSA

I will survive!


Ohio will save us from the coronavirus

If Ohio fails, we have this guy.

But, how do we make money off of this panic?

Meanwhile in Michigan...

Stay safe, Shackers.


In case you missed it at Shacknews:


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Lola is the best dog, even when she is needs a bath.
Lola is the best dog, even when she is needs a bath.

What are you up to today? Let us know in the Shacknews Chatty comment thread below.

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Asif Khan is the CEO and majority shareholder of Shacknews. He began his career in video game journalism as a freelancer in 2001 for Tendobox.com. Asif is a CPA and was formerly an investment adviser representative. After much success in his own personal investments, he retired from his day job in financial services and is currently focused on new private investments. His favorite PC game of all time is Duke Nukem 3D, and he is an unapologetic fan of most things Nintendo. Asif first frequented the Shack when it was sCary's Shugashack to find all things Quake. When he is not immersed in investments or gaming he is a purveyor of fine electronic music. Asif also has an irrational love of Cleveland sports.

From The Chatty
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    March 13, 2020 12:00 PM

    Asif Khan posted a new article, First Post! March 13, 2020

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      March 13, 2020 12:07 PM

      Blows about the Smash tourney but I get it. Finally started listening to episode 64 of the Shackcast. All I have to say is LOL and I didn't know that about Wikus.

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      March 13, 2020 12:10 PM

      🐑Dat a sheep! 🐑

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      March 13, 2020 12:12 PM

      lol dirt snow

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        March 13, 2020 11:53 PM

        came here to post this lol

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      March 13, 2020 12:15 PM

      Any idea when we'll get the Editor's Choice awards for the Shacknews Jam?

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        March 13, 2020 12:23 PM

        When is it due?

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          March 13, 2020 1:22 PM

          Voting has been going on for almost two weeks. Voting closes Monday night.

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            March 13, 2020 1:32 PM

            We will have your pick on Monday!

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              March 13, 2020 1:33 PM

              Excellent. Make sure to give me your top three choices. Your first place will be receiving $300, your second place will be receiving $200, and your third place will be receiving $100.

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                March 13, 2020 1:54 PM

                where's the money come from?

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                  March 13, 2020 1:56 PM

                  Me. This will push the total prize and sponsorship total I've put towards game jams over the last five Shacknews Jams and the last year of ScoreSpace Jams to a bit over $5,000.

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            March 14, 2020 7:14 AM

            Christ. Why isn't a link to this on the front page of Shacknews.

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