First Post! March 9, 2020

Hey Shacknews, it's time for First Post! Let's officially kick off our day of posting. Sorry it is late today, but I was very busy with meetings. Please take a look.

Stock market crashes over 2000 points

Not good? It's okay. There's always tomorrow.

PJ Foofington, Investment Adviser

PJ Foofington, Investment Adviser $UVXY $AA $SQQQ $SPY #robinhoodoutage #TheStrat pic.twitter.com/hMmD9W9o4p

— Productive Citizen ✌🏾💙🙏🏾👊🏾 (@technosucks) March 9, 2020

Solid advice, PJ.

SonicFox wants you to vote for Bernie

SonicFox really just won the Mortal Kombat world championship, came out in fursuit wrapped in the trans flag, grabbed the mic and said "Vote Bernie"

Legendary shit pic.twitter.com/Vu63DuWfXo

— BedWords (@snacklesbian) March 9, 2020

They also won Final Kombat maining Joker like a boss.

Silly kitty cat

This cannot be comfortable pic.twitter.com/yUqLhBCWmw

— Cap (@JMcFly18) March 8, 2020

That is a really solid cat tweet.

In case you missed it at Shacknews:

• Command & Conquer Remastered Collection to be revealed tomorrow
• Shack Chat: Who is your favorite class/race in D&D?
• Nintendo of America and Apple employees allowed to work from home during coronavirus outbreak
• Shacknews Livestream Schedule - Week of March 9, 2020
• Robinhood app down again, hosing users as the stock market crashes
• Final Fantasy 7 Remake hands-on preview: Crank that, SOLDIER boy
• Call of Duty: Warzone battle royale launches free-to-play on March 10
• Save Koch Review - Try, try, try, and still fail
• Worms 2020 Teaser Trailer promises new invertebrate warfare this year
• 2020 video game release dates calendar

There you have it, Shacknews. Your First Post! for March 9, 2020. Please consider subscribing to Shacknews Mercury to support our site for as little as $1/month. Here is a short video remix of Lola made by ThomW to brighten your day.

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— ThomW (@superthom) March 9, 2020

What are you up to this week? Let us know in the Shacknews Chatty comment thread below.

Asif Khan

CEO/EIC/EIEIO

Asif Khan is the CEO, EIC, and majority shareholder of Shacknews. He began his career in video game journalism as a freelancer in 2001 for Tendobox.com. Asif is a CPA and was formerly an investment adviser representative. After much success in his own personal investments, he retired from his day job in financial services and is currently focused on new private investments. His favorite PC game of all time is Duke Nukem 3D, and he is an unapologetic fan of most things Nintendo. Asif first frequented the Shack when it was sCary's Shugashack to find all things Quake. When he is not immersed in investments or gaming he is a purveyor of fine electronic music. Asif also has an irrational love of Cleveland sports.