First Post! March 9, 2020

The stock market is crashing again. Here's something to read. Sorry it's so late today! It's not really the first post. Please understand.


Hey Shacknews, it's time for First Post! Let's officially kick off our day of posting. Sorry it is late today, but I was very busy with meetings. Please take a look.

Stock market crashes over 2000 points

How your stonks?
How your stonks?

Not good? It's okay. There's always tomorrow.

PJ Foofington, Investment Adviser

Solid advice, PJ.

SonicFox wants you to vote for Bernie

They also won Final Kombat maining Joker like a boss.

Silly kitty cat

That is a really solid cat tweet.

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Asif Khan is the CEO and majority shareholder of Shacknews. He began his career in video game journalism as a freelancer in 2001 for Asif is a CPA and was formerly an investment adviser representative. After much success in his own personal investments, he retired from his day job in financial services and is currently focused on new private investments. His favorite PC game of all time is Duke Nukem 3D, and he is an unapologetic fan of most things Nintendo. Asif first frequented the Shack when it was sCary's Shugashack to find all things Quake. When he is not immersed in investments or gaming he is a purveyor of fine electronic music. Asif also has an irrational love of Cleveland sports.

From The Chatty
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    March 9, 2020 1:35 PM

    Asif Khan posted a new article, First Post! March 9, 2020

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      March 9, 2020 1:39 PM

      When more of the country is quarantined and working from home you should definitely setup a work from home animal coworker contest (no prize necessary just something fun)

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