First Post! February 25, 2020

Hey Shacknews, it's time for First Post! Let's officially kick off our day of posting. Please take a look.

Joe Burrow ends his professional football career before it starts

Considering retirement after I was informed the football will be slipping out of my tiny hands. Please keep me in your thoughts.

— Joey Burrow (@Joe_Burrow10) February 24, 2020

His hands are too small to be the quarterback of the Bengals...

Windows error song

This is solid.

Stadia is in rough shape

Stadia has more Teraflops than owners

— Daniel Switzer (@daniel_switzer) February 24, 2020

That is a solid burn.

Rami swaps Animal Crossing and Doom Eternal's soundtracks for trailer magic

Because the love between Animal Crossing and DOOM seems to be mutual, I could not not make this. Volume warning, obviously. pic.twitter.com/N5s61wnm9m

— Rami Ismail (@tha_rami) February 25, 2020

Solid work, Rami. Head to IGN.com for all your Doom Eternal coverage. This latest commercial for Doom Eternal features music that fits worse than these videos above.

Experience the ultimate combination of speed and power as you rip-and-tear through Hell’s armies to save humanity. DOOM Eternal launches on 03.20.20. pic.twitter.com/4zXYawojoq

— Bethesda (@bethesda) February 24, 2020

In case you missed it at Shacknews:

• Nate from Nintendo talks Luigi's Mansion 3, DICE 2020 & Switch
• Half-Life remake Black Mesa set to leave Early Access in March
• Xbox Smart Delivery - What is it & how does it work?
• Devolver Digital's Disc Room forces players into an alien death trap
• EA pulls out of GDC 2020 events as coronavirus outbreak continues
• Further Overwatch League matches canceled in Korea due to coronavirus concerns
• Now is not the time to buy a new GPU
• Shack Smash Tournament Series kicks off at SXSW 2020 with $20K Ultimate Invitational
• Cyberpunk 2077 confirmed for Xbox Series X & Smart Delivery
• 2020 video game release dates calendar

There you have it, Shacknews. Your First Post! for February 25, 2020. Please consider subscribing to Shacknews Mercury to support our site for as little as $1/month. Here is a short video of Lola to brighten your day.

Such a Doops. 🐶💙 pic.twitter.com/jpf5eoBWQc

— Productive Citizen ✌🏾💙🙏🏾👊🏾 (@technosucks) February 25, 2020

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Asif Khan

CEO/EIC/EIEIO

Asif Khan is the CEO, EIC, and majority shareholder of Shacknews. He began his career in video game journalism as a freelancer in 2001 for Tendobox.com. Asif is a CPA and was formerly an investment adviser representative. After much success in his own personal investments, he retired from his day job in financial services and is currently focused on new private investments. His favorite PC game of all time is Duke Nukem 3D, and he is an unapologetic fan of most things Nintendo. Asif first frequented the Shack when it was sCary's Shugashack to find all things Quake. When he is not immersed in investments or gaming he is a purveyor of fine electronic music. Asif also has an irrational love of Cleveland sports.