Shackcast Episode 057: Gordon Freeman's VR Adventures

The Shackcast is back with an episode that delves into the nitty gritty of Valve Index, Sea of Thieves, and much more.

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The Shackcast is back! On this ultra-long episode, Asif and David chat about Valve Index, the Sea of Thieves Anniversary Update, and much more. Asif takes us back in time to 1999 and reads us his only Amazon product review. Lola, the Chairpet of the Board at Shacknews, also graces listeners with her presence before heading to her Mickey Mouse bed for a nap.

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Thanks to Swensons Drive-in in Canton, Ohio for their unofficial sponsorship of this episode. 

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Asif Khan is the CEO and majority shareholder of Shacknews. He began his career in video game journalism as a freelancer in 2001 for Tendobox.com. Asif is a CPA and was formerly an investment adviser representative. After much success in his own personal investments, he retired from his day job in financial services and is currently focused on new private investments. His favorite PC game of all time is Duke Nukem 3D, and he is an unapologetic fan of most things Nintendo. Asif first frequented the Shack when it was sCary's Shugashack to find all things Quake. When he is not immersed in investments or gaming he is a purveyor of fine electronic music. Asif also has an irrational love of Cleveland sports.

From The Chatty
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    May 8, 2019 7:30 AM

    Asif Khan posted a new article, Shackcast Episode 057: Gordon Freeman's VR Adventures

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      May 8, 2019 7:41 AM

      I will listen and reply to this thread with topics of interest and timecodes.

      Also if any shackers get called out by name, I will page them and provide the time code.

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      May 8, 2019 10:48 AM

      The Valve Index fell by 3 points today.

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      May 8, 2019 1:06 PM

      40sec

      CRADDOCK: "I tell you what, when they announce Half-Life 3 the Valve Index will be off the charts."

      The show opens with some discussion about the Valve Index. Asif is bullish on the Valve Index, while Craddock is not optimistic. They both agree it's a bad name. Asif is a fan of the build specs for the Valve Index.

      8min 50sec
      ASIF: "Valve's losing money."
      CRADDOCK: "Yes."
      ASIF: "And I don't mean `they're losing money` in the sense that they're not profitable. I mean they're losing money to Epic Games."
      CRADDOCK: "Yeah more and more people are picking up stakes and moving there."
      ASIF: "Yeah and then holy crap let's talk about this..."


      WIKUS COMMENT: Yeah I think a HL3 vr-exclusive is the only play Valve has left. Oculus Quest and PSVR is gonna eat Valve's lunch, otherwise.

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      May 8, 2019 1:12 PM

      9min 5sec - Talk about Psyionix

      ASIF: Psyonix, acquired by Epic Games
      CRADDOCK: Yeah.
      ASIF: That's crazy to me.
      CRADDOCK: That is ... bananas.
      ASIF: --but not that crazy. Because they worked on Unreal Tournament 2004. Psyonix was the team that did the vehicle combat for that game.
      CRADDOCK: Oh, right. So there's a working relationshi–
      ASIF: Quite a bit of work experience.

      Asif posits that Epic aquired Psyonix not for the Rocket League, but rather to get a team of people together to improve/work on vehicle combat for Fortnight.

      WIKUS COMMENT: That's an astute observation, and yeah that totally makes sense. I agree.

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      May 8, 2019 1:14 PM

      13Min

      Asif recalls the first time he sat in a Tesla, and how his friend Adam cajoled him into getting a Tesla and buying Tesla stock. Worked out well for Asif in the end.

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      May 8, 2019 1:21 PM

      18min 45sec

      CRADDOCK: This will be the first time ever leaving the United States.

      David Craddock is going on a trip to Canada on a Long Read mission. No clue or hint as to which developer is being interviewed.

      20min Craddock confesses he has a weak stomach and tells a harrowing story about this one time he was on a roller coaster and threw up. Yikes. It was bad.

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        May 8, 2019 1:22 PM

        21min 30sec

        ASIF: Combo's (the snack) are bad news.

        WIKUS COMMENT: I agree, Combos are absolutely disgusting. Always felt that way.

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          May 8, 2019 1:27 PM

          Fucking blasphemy. Combo’s are the food gods gift to humanity.

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      May 8, 2019 1:23 PM

      Kitana was just some white lady in MK2 and then was Asian in MK3/UMK3

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      May 8, 2019 1:27 PM

      26min 25sec

      Asif mentions shacker phgravi (sp?) by name. He subbed to the Shacknews Twitch channel.

      WIKUS COMMENT: Apparently he stopped posting? I had no idea he stopped posting.

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        May 8, 2019 1:34 PM

        27min 40sec

        ASIF: There's no one that leaves. They just start lurking.
        CRADDOCK: I feel like...
        CRADDOCK: Wikus, back when he was banned--I think this was Wikus
        ASIF: Yeah, he used to tag posts.
        CRADDOCK: Well, but that-that but he also--after Zelda Skyward Sword came out almost eight years ago, by the way. Can't believe it's been that long But he would message me like these long, dissertation-length SM's about Skyward Sword.

        WIKUS COMMENT: I don't remember doing that, and I rarely ever SM anyone, but I definitely had some strong feelings about Skyward Sword. lol!

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          May 8, 2019 3:31 PM

          (for the record, I found the SM and yeah it's wayyyy too long to repost in here)

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      May 8, 2019 1:37 PM

      30min 45sec

      Asif laments his planning workload for e3. And scheduling devs for interviews. Hints at a site redesign in the near future. Talks about seeing Loopdaddy shows in Ohio.

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        May 8, 2019 1:41 PM

        Didn't we just have a site redesign? Are we redesigning the redesign?

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          May 8, 2019 1:48 PM

          It is being pushed out in phases.

          The first phase was cosmetic, with the new logo, and it added a lot of tweaks for SEO.

          The second phase, which is what I was referring to on the Shackcast, is going to introduce Native LOL, reintroduce Mercury, and add some other stuff....

          We have been working on this since last year.

          And yeah, there is a phase three.

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      May 8, 2019 1:57 PM

      43min

      Asif predicts that driver-less cars will do better in eastern markets like China versus America, due to both cultural and regulatory reasons.

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        May 8, 2019 1:58 PM

        45min 10sec

        ASIF: Wall Street doesn't understand how to value Tesla.

        Asif re-bought some Tesla shares, indicates that Tesla is quickly becoming more than just a car company.

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      May 8, 2019 2:01 PM

      56min

      Asif tells a story about these two middle aged soccer moms harrassing a lone Starbuck's barista.

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      May 8, 2019 2:06 PM

      1hr 4min

      Asif and Craddock talk about the Oculus Quest.

      Asif points out that the Quest may have a blindspot when it comes to tracking the controllers when/if they are behind the headset. So for games like Super Hot, it might not be ideal, but for games where content is front-facing, like Beat Saber, it will be fine.

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        May 8, 2019 2:12 PM

        I think you got that flipped. The cameras being added to the Rift S is to help with tracking the controllers around a wider area for games like Beat Saber for which the Rift S designers used the game as a baseline. Two cameras only on the Quest will be sufficient for games that only keep the controllers in front.

        I have the Odyssey Plus and have ran into similar issues with the limited cameras. Rift S adds 3 more cameras (one on each side and one on top) to track wider motions of the controllers.

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      May 8, 2019 2:14 PM

      1hr 8min 42sec

      ASIF: That's the name of this episode; Gordon Freeman's VR Adventures.
      CRADDOCK (laughs)
      ASIF: That'll be great. And then Wikus will write all about it.
      CRADDOCK: Yeah!
      ASIF: That's what he said he would.
      CRADDOCK: Better.
      ASIF (interrupts): You said you would, Wikus. I doubt he does.

      WIKUS COMMENT: He did.

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        May 8, 2019 2:17 PM

        1hr 9min

        ASIF: one random winner listens every week. He's like, seems to be religiously listening.
        CRADDOCK: He's the one that alerted chatty to your pseudo-Award--
        ASIF: It's not an award!
        CRADDOCK: No, it's not.
        ASIF: It's a 'Piece of Shit, Power-Ranking Index'

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      May 8, 2019 2:21 PM

      1hr 9min 45sec

      Asif gushes about Sea of Thieves for a few minutes. Apparently, a large, free content-patch dropped recently that added fishing into the game? They added a "campaign" or quest mode? You can actually *open* treasure chests now. There's an "arena-battle" mode, as well.

      Apparently, reportedly, the fishing in this game is really good?


      WIKUS COMMENT: Yes, the water tech in that game stuns me every single time I see it on video. I've never even seen it live in-person before. It looks absolutely incredible.

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      May 8, 2019 2:28 PM

      1hr 13min 55sec

      Asif talks about Minecraft Streams that CrabsJarrard has been hosting. Hemtroll is mentioned but apparently not present for these. beastrabban and ShadowDane get a mention, in relation to this Minecraft Stream.

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      May 8, 2019 2:30 PM

      1hr 15min 30sec

      Asif and Craddock talk about the Sonic the Hedgehog movie trailer.

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        May 8, 2019 2:36 PM

        1hr 20min

        Asif tells a harrowing story about how he went to a Quake Con some years ago and he visited socksta's BYOC spot. Apparently, socksta had a projector going that was playing some sort of Sonic ... fan-made... video... thing on the wall? Something about Sonic eating spaghetti. Sounded horrifying.

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          May 8, 2019 2:39 PM

          Not Socksta. A person in the BYOC. I was sitting at socskta’s PC.

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            May 8, 2019 2:40 PM

            Oh okay. Yeah, that's an important clarification.

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            May 8, 2019 2:41 PM

            Can confirm. I didn’t have a projector but Asif and I watched in horror completely powerless as the weirdest sonic the hedgehog imagery imaginable was displayed before us.

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        May 8, 2019 3:03 PM

        1hr 26min

        ASIF: So you're telling me, this November, you're not gonna go watch this?
        CRADDOCK: I'm not gonna go fast.


        WIKUS COMMENT: I literally laughed out loud in my kitchen while cooking dinner when hearing that response. Bravo.

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        May 8, 2019 3:05 PM

        1hr 31min 30sec

        "What's the worst movie you've ever seen?"

        They both struggle with that question. Asif points out that the movie Requiem for a Dream is a good movie that makes him feel the worst. I agree. I've seen that movie only once. No need to see it again.

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      May 8, 2019 2:41 PM

      I'm just going to WTF this thread so I don't have to go through and do every post.

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      May 8, 2019 3:23 PM

      awesome now i don't need to listen

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      May 8, 2019 4:02 PM

      For the Worst Shacker Power Ranking section, you can skip to 1hr, 46min.

      It's pretty good.

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        May 8, 2019 4:10 PM

        1hr 47min

        Asif explains that there were two shackers in particular that accused the article author of being clickbait-writers. For reference, the offending thread is here:

        https://www.shacknews.com/chatty?id=38548826

        ASIF: So, on that list we have two people that fall into that category. MartyHowe... who the fuck is MartyHowe ?
        CRADDOCK: I have no idea. More like MartyWho ?

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        May 8, 2019 4:19 PM

        1hr 50min 45sec

        ASIF: Number Two: shirif
        CRADDOCK (slight chuckle)
        ASIF: He's terrible. Let me talk about why *I* specifically think he's terrible.
        CRADDOCK: Alright. Go ahead.

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          May 8, 2019 4:30 PM

          1hr 51min 40sec

          ASIF (as shirif): "Ah I'm sellin' my Nintendo stock. They're screwed. They're the worst. I never use my Switch!"
          ASIF: Fine. Every time I write an article about Nintendo stock he just goes...

          shirif: lol

          ASIF: And I just want to point out to you shirif, you sold at 39 dollars a share; it's at 43 right now so we're up over ten percent.
          CRADDOCK: Yeah.
          ASIF: From where you sold. and yet you still think you can troll me over it.
          CRADDOCK: Doomed.
          ASIF: Right? And it's just hilarious because like, if you listened to me, you would've been UP instead of losing money.
          CRADDOCK: Right.
          ASIF: And if you were patient and not the total douche that you are, you might have actually made money!
          CRADDOCK: Yeah.
          ASIF: You wouldn't have lost as much! But hey, there's opportunity cost. Who knows what he did with that money. He could've done something smart. I doubt it.

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            May 8, 2019 4:32 PM

            Oh really, I made Over 80$ day trading it and am 14% up on MSFT + dividends. Lol

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            May 8, 2019 4:32 PM

            wikus you're a weird dude

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            May 8, 2019 4:33 PM

            1hr 52min 24sec

            ASIF: But if you're gonna keep saying that shit--every thread that I write about Nintendo--I'm gonna call you a douche! And you're probably not gonna hear about it because you probably don't listen to this, either!
            CRADDOCK: Right.
            ASIF: You're busy... posting about butts or whatever.

            WIKUS COMMENT: shirif where are these butt threads I am hearing about?

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              May 8, 2019 4:34 PM

              Ahh right on the money there. Lol

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              May 8, 2019 4:35 PM

              Missing out on sweet butt threads, while you transcribe this podcast.

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              May 8, 2019 4:35 PM

              did he really talk shit about shirif for 2 minutes with craddock just interjecting affirmatives every once in a while? what is this podcast. goodness.

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            May 8, 2019 4:41 PM

            1hr 52min 45sec

            CRADDOCK: shirif ... what do you do all day?
            ASIF (laughing)
            CRADDOCK: What do you do?? Like those, those 'lol' posts? He usually has like 1-word replies in, like, every thread.
            ASIF: Mmhm.
            CRADDOCK: If there were an achievement, for most posts he would win.
            ASIF: Mm.
            CRADDOCK: If there were an achievement for the most bullshit vapid posts...
            ASIF: Yeah.
            CRADDOCK: He would win twice.

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              May 8, 2019 4:42 PM

              A winner is me!

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                May 8, 2019 4:45 PM

                to be fair craddock isn't a fan of brevity so it's not all your fault. i mean have you seen his long form articles? sheesh

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              May 8, 2019 4:46 PM

              Haha shit I love this

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              May 8, 2019 4:54 PM

              Shut it all down Asif.

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        May 8, 2019 4:51 PM

        1hr 53min 25sec

        ASIF: So now this third shacker.
        CRADDOCK: Oh boy...
        ASIF: Wikus! You're not... Are you listening, Wikus?


        WIKUS REACTION:
        http://chattypics.com/files/shackbrowseUpload_9ms35dqfbr.gif

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          May 8, 2019 4:56 PM

          1hr 53min 32sec

          ASIF: Worst Shacker in our power-rankings for this episode is Korban. This guy's horrible. He could leave, I wouldn't care.
          CRADDOCK: Yeah.
          ASIF: Has he ever-what does he do? What does he--what does he contribute?
          CRADDOCK (thinks hard)
          ASIF: Can you think of anything good?
          CRADDOCK: I cannot.
          ASIF: There you go.

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            May 8, 2019 5:05 PM

            1hr 53min 50sec

            ASIF: So, his reply to MartyHowe--remember number three?
            CRADDOCK: Right.
            ASIF: Is

            'You'll never guess what pressing this button does! Clickbate sites need clickbate posts.

            ASIF: Here's the funny part. He spelled 'Clickbait' wrong.
            CRADDOCK: Yeah.
            ASIF: He spelled it C-L-I-C-K-B-A-T-E.
            CRADDOCK:
            ASIF: So, like, in one hand you have MartyHowe who can't form sentences telling us to form sentences ...
            CRADDOCK: Right.
            ASIF: ... And then on the other hand you have Korban who can't even spell 'Clickbait' right!
            CRADDOCK: Right.
            ASIF: But we're gonna clickbait!
            CRADDOCK: Yeah.
            ASIF: So get fucked, Korban! You've been on the list now, twice!

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              May 8, 2019 5:11 PM

              1hr 55min 50sec

              ASIF: If we had an opposite... if we had the inverse of this power-ranking?––which I don't think we're gonna do
              CRADDOCK: No.
              ASIF: Cause I don't--I don't wanna pat any shackers on the back
              CRADDOCK: Right
              ASIF: I just wanna highlight the three worst.
              CRADDOCK: Yeah.
              ASIF: Cause you know who you are, Milleh. You're great.
              CRADDOCK: Yeah. Like, Milleh's awesome.
              ASIF: Milleh's awesome.
              CRADDOCK: Yeah.
              ASIF: Y'know?

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                May 8, 2019 5:15 PM

                1hr 56min 10sec

                ASIF: baron calamity comes in, and replies:

                'Some of us find this shit useful. Okay well it might just be me, but still

                ASIF: Cause he has a heart condition where he has to play games... with special controllers.
                CRADDOCK: Mmhm.
                ASIF: So it helps him.
                CRADDOCK: Yeah.
                ASIF: So there's *one* shacker in that thread telling you to your face that you're overreacting.

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              May 8, 2019 5:56 PM

              LOL! Got a notification from Latest Chatty that you mentioned me in a post. Open it up to see this! Lmao! I’m flattered that he thinks of me so much to include me in his little podcast. So cute and classy :)

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        May 8, 2019 5:18 PM

        1hr 57min 20sec

        Asif does some in-depth analysis on Nintendo share pricing expectations. Pretty informative stuff.

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          May 8, 2019 5:22 PM

          1hr 58min 50sec

          ASIF: 41 percent margin, shirif. That's all I'm sayin'

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            May 8, 2019 5:25 PM

            Yeah, that was a neat portion.

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            May 8, 2019 5:35 PM

            1hr 59min

            ( Further explanation of what makes Nintendo profitable)

            ASIF: Which is what makes stocks go up in value. BUT ANYWAY, get fucked. I'm up on my Nintendo.
            CRADDOCK: Yeah.
            ASIF: Cause I'm patient. And he is super impatient.
            CRADDOCK: Yeah.
            ASIF: Just from watching how he talks about investments. Dude cannot--if he's in a stock and he's not making money for a day? He's like, "I'm out. It's not workin'!"
            CRADDOCK:
            ASIF: Whereas like--it took me twenty mill--it took me twenty years to make millions of dollars off of Apple.
            CRADDOCK: Mmhm.
            ASIF: And I counted this week. I held it through TEN bear markets.
            CRADDOCK: Yeah. damn.
            ASIF: Ten declines of twenty percent or more and every single time I looked like a fucking moron. Y'know? So I'm used to it.
            CRADDOCK: Yeah
            ASIF: And I'm used to these jokers. But, I have a platform where I can tell you you're a piece of shit so I'm going to.
            CRADDOCK:
            ASIF: And it's not like I dislike the guy! He's not the worst shacker.
            CRADDOCK: Right.
            ASIF: He's number two.
            CRADDOCK: That's true.

            ASIF: But yeah, rejoice, Wikus!

            WIKUS REACTION: http://chattypics.com/files/fma__f0vl7lnn5a.gif

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              May 8, 2019 5:43 PM

              Yes, I'm an amateur. Maybe we should discuss our portfolios, since what I post is really a small figment of what I invest into.
              I'm doing alright though, but there could be the case that a rising tide lifts all boats.
              It was a good comment though, informative

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      May 8, 2019 5:41 PM

      2hr 10sec

      ASIF: But yeah. You're--you're not the worst.
      CRADDOCK: No.
      ASIF: Wikus, you never were the worst.
      CRADDOCK: No.
      ASIF: You were just number three.
      CRADDOCK: Yeah.
      ASIF: And you--I'm glad you listened to us.
      CRADDOCK: Right.
      ASIF: NOWww... if he doesn't listen to this episode? He's gonna be number one next episode.
      CRADDOCK: Ohhhhh shiit.
      ASIF: But we'll see what happens.

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        May 8, 2019 5:44 PM

        2hr 28sec

        ASIF: Yeah, I freed his ass. And then he comes back and all he does is post Giantbomb shit.
        CRADDOCK:Uh huh.
        ASIF: And not that I dislike Giantbomb, but I'm like, "fuckin'... we're just sitting here, creating content for what?"
        CRADDOCK: Right
        ASIF: For sleepy? (mr.sleepy) one random winner? I'm fine with that. They're great listeners.

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      May 8, 2019 5:52 PM

      2hr 30min 30sec

      ASIF: So yeah, I dunno. Maybe I lost three mercery subs, there. Who knows? I don't really care.

      WIKUS SIDE NOTE: I think you've lost ALL of your Mercury Subs, and I certainly care / wish I could re-up my sub.

      ASIF: It's not like, I don't need shirif's money.
      CRADDOCK: Right.
      ASIF: I don't. And he's not listening.
      CRADDOCK: No.
      ASIF: But, someone will tell him.
      CRADDOCK: Someone will.
      ASIF: And then maybe he'll go back and listen to this. And he'll hear this message. And then he'll be like,

      shirif: Lol

      WIKUS SIDE NOTE: He got the message.

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      May 8, 2019 5:56 PM

      2hr 4min 10sec

      ASIF: You think he might be a bot?
      CRADDOCK: No
      ASIF (thinks hard)
      CRADDOCK: No.
      ASIF: He's not a bot. Crustar's not a bot.
      CRADDOCK: Noooo Crustar? No. Crustar's real!

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      May 8, 2019 5:59 PM

      2hr 5min

      Asif discusses Slack's improbable financial success in light of the fact that they are forgoing IPO for private-placement.

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      May 8, 2019 6:08 PM

      2hr 6min 50sec

      ASIF (in regards to IRC): voodooraze will never find me.
      CRADDOCK: MnNn.
      ASIF: There was that thread where he thought I was DschingisKhan? And I'm like, Really? you think I woulda used the same last name?
      CRADDOCK (laughs, heartily)
      ASIF: And also, like, Dschingis and I have been in shackbattles together.
      CRADDOCK: Yeah.
      ASIF: I think he showed up for a TF2 battle.
      CRADDOCK: ... no, is he still around?
      ASIF: No.
      CRADDOCK: Hm.

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      May 8, 2019 6:16 PM

      2hr 8min 50sec

      ASIF: All it takes is one post, and you're on my list.
      CRADDOCK: Yeah.
      ASIF: That's all it takes, Wikus.
      CRADDOCK: I love how you keep calling him out!
      ASIF (laughs)
      CRADDOCK: Even though he's off the list this week. Still throwing down the gauntlet.
      ASIF: No! I'm just saying, now that he's listening, I'm gonna talk to him.
      CRADDOCK: Okay, that's fine.
      ASIF:Just like I said. one random winner, (mr.) sleepy, bad kitty we talk to her all the time.
      CRADDOCK: Yeah.
      ASIF: We talk to our listeners! We're very interactive.
      CRADDOCK: We are.
      ASIF: You know?
      CRADDOCK: Wikus! Make this post:

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      May 8, 2019 6:20 PM

      2hr 9min

      Discussing e3 plans, Quakecon, etc.

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      May 8, 2019 6:25 PM

      2hr 17min 30sec

      Craddock discusses what he's been playing. MK11 as Katana. The pro-scene in MK11 and SonicFox.

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      May 8, 2019 6:29 PM

      2hr 20min

      Asif talks serious trash about Facebook.

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      May 8, 2019 6:31 PM

      I had the Plutonium edition of Duke3d.exe, and I 0wn it in a few other places (2 versions on Steam and 1 on Gog). I also warezed it before all of that because it was leaked before officially released. You could consider me an early adopter.

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      May 8, 2019 7:38 PM

      2hr 26m

      Asif gets a little political.