Wolfenstein 2's Blitzmensch Trailer Defeats American Ideals Faster Than A Speeding Bullet

What would a superhero look like in a Nazi-controlled United States? Now we know.


Bethesda and MachineGames have been hard at work not only building Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus, but also fleshing out what a Nazi-controlled America would look like on the street and in media. We already have a TV show about Big Brother watching your every move, a game show about knowing your German, and a show about a girl and her Panzerhund. Now we get a superhero that bashes American ideals faster than you can say holterdiepolter.

Meet Blitzmensch, the German Olympian struck by lightning and transformed into a hero who defeats evil villains such as Illegal Eagle, Proletariat Man, Money Grubber and Mr. Yankee Monkey, with his electrical powers and lightning fast speed. We see a rampant Statue of Liberty, Uncle Sam in a tank and an American War machine all being struck down by the hero of the Fatherland. The trailer does an excellent job of showing the Überlegenheit of the series of videos to date.

Where are you BJ Blazcowicz? We need you.

Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus will be coming to PS4, Xbox One and PC on October 27. Sie haben bis dahin Ihr Deutsch zu lernen.

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