373 chatty comments by "the grammar police"
- Posted Jan 09, 2001 6:39pm PST ::swings bobby stick from side to side::
- Posted Jan 09, 2001 6:42pm PST This is your first warning, son. Don't make this hard on yourself.
- Posted Jan 09, 2001 6:58pm PST What was that supposed to be, a question? Then use a question mark, foolish boy!
- Posted Jan 09, 2001 11:44pm PST ::thumbs through a stack of 50 dollar bills:: I love bribes.
- Posted Jan 10, 2001 12:34am PST *ahem*
- Posted Jan 10, 2001 9:19pm PST *swings nightstick back and forth*
- Posted Jan 10, 2001 11:28pm PST Bill, your bribe is due.
- Posted Jan 11, 2001 7:44pm PST Anal? Excuse me, bub. Not all of us are anal.
- Posted Jan 11, 2001 7:55pm PST That's "grandmothers"! Don't make me have to write you a ticket!
- Posted Jan 11, 2001 8:00pm PST I see spelling as a part of grammar, but if I must, then I must. I assume the account "The Spelling Police" remains available at the current time?
- Posted Jan 11, 2001 8:11pm PST IT WAS THAT GODDAMNED MONKEY I TELL YOU!
- Posted Jan 12, 2001 1:49am PST ::tap, tap, tap::
- Posted Jan 12, 2001 8:42pm PST That's "formerly", bub.
- Posted Jan 12, 2001 8:45pm PST I see. Carry on, good citizen. ::rips up ticket::
- Posted Jan 13, 2001 7:36pm PST I only work a half-shift now. CLICK ON MORE BANNER ADVERTISEMENTS!!! I NEED A PAYCHECK, TOO!