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The Stanley Parable Announcer Pack adds dry British humour to Dota 2

By Ozzie Mejia, May 15, 2014 10:00am PDT

Valve is adding some sardonic British wit to its announcer roster with The Stanley Parable Dota Announcer Pack, which introduces The Stanley Parable's droll and sarcastic Narrator's unique take on the action.


"Stanley knew he was support yet Stanley took the kill for himself anyways much to the dismay of ..."

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The Stanley Parable tells its tale on Mac

By Ozzie Mejia, Dec 23, 2013 12:15pm PST

The Stanley Parable has hit Mac, allowing Mac owners to craft Stanley's tale for themselves. Oh, and it's on sale, too!


The Stanley Parable narrator coming to Dota 2

By Ozzie Mejia, Nov 18, 2013 4:30pm PST

Dota 2 will soon receive another downloadable announcer, the droll British narrator from The Stanley Parable.


"This seems pretty cool. I got sick of the Portal one and switched back to Bastion"

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The Stanley Parable: your questions answered

By Ozzie Mejia, Nov 07, 2013 8:00am PST

Weeks after its release, it's still hard to nail down exactly what The Stanley Parable is. That didn't stop us from bringing questions to creator Davey Wreden, including some questions from Chatty.


"Definitely hope to. I'll likely come to you guys for another round of questions in the next week ..."

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How The Stanley Parable goes down the rabbit hole of other games

By Ozzie Mejia, Oct 23, 2013 2:00pm PDT

The Stanley Parable features so many contradictions and branching paths that they might take you into a completely different gaming world. (Spoilers in the link)


The Stanley Parable launches next week, demo available now

By Steve Watts, Oct 10, 2013 2:00pm PDT

The Stanley Parable is releasing on October 17, and a demo was released today to give a taste of the game. But rather than a traditional vertical slice, the demo is a unique piece itself meant to set the same tone.


"Cool, I look forward to playing it. The first one left me wanting more."

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The Stanley Parable standalone coming in October

By Steve Watts, Sep 09, 2013 10:30am PDT

The Stanley Parable, the standalone version of the Half-Life 2 mod, is nearing completion and should be out in October.


"It's a great narrative choice-based game about an hour long to see all the content, with many ..."

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