The buzz (read: rumor) going on at the
Movie
Crypt is that Catherine Zeta-Jones has been "officially signed" to
play the part of Eidos' cash chick, Lara Croft, in the upcoming Tomb Raider
movie (I think I saw a poster for that a year ago). Here's the clip:
At a clandestine meeting at a Safe
House in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, one of my minions (disguised as an
international man of mystery) met his contact and learned a startling secret:
Catherine Zeta-Jones has been officially signed to star as "Lara
Croft" in the film version of Tomb Raider. Our contact cannot be
identified for fear of what his underworld Hollywood connections might do to
him, and moreso since we want him to keep talking!
We all know she's got the butt for the job (Entrapment anyone?), but
as Andy, the reader who sent this info, so eloquently put it, "But does she
have the boobs?"