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"The Shack is like google with the safesearch off and way more gay." - Rauol Duke

"Perhaps it is just a placebo effect, or maybe we can beam healing energy into peoples butts with our throbbing Jesus fueled craniums." - SpaecKow

"Universal relationship advice: fuck her in the ass." - Poor Yurik

"People using IE5 on Mac OS should be used to the web looking worse than the holocaust by now." - Haiku

"I HATE BLEEDING FROM MY CROTCH" - TheMonkeyWench

(on superhero vs superhero battles) "It never gets resolved, you just keep adding details to the equation until you get bored and fail to have sex with a woman. I know, because I do this." - losder5000

"update: I just got an erection" - mr.sleepy

"Haha, you got trolled by your wife." - sgtsanity

"Google needs to release a gaming console to rule them all." - yosemiteclimber

"Because alcohol is anti-aliasing for women" - haiku

(on next-gen consoles) "prepare to be bored in HIGH DEFINITION!!!" - mrtony

"I don't hate God. I was once a Christian. I've since fixed myself." - graceofdragons

"If there was one thing Jesus was about, it was war planning." - EvilDolemite

"Yeah, we all brain fart sometimes, but you just fucking took a big public dump in your shorts dude. :)" - rasputinreborn

"The worst thing to happen to Jesus is Christianity." - Rotten Deadite

"we dont want you stinking australians" - Maarten Goldstein

"NO BABIES! FUCK YEAH." - Not Work Safe

"I want to break up with my girlfriend but she's so kinky in bed I can't. I feel so shallow" - Haku-Jin

"Im just an expert on awesome." - Rosewood

"Watch Will Wright's Spore video for parenting tips." - sgtsanity

"Nobody is pregnant, so relax." - karlk79

"Bush is doing well on the Hitler scale though." - slickdoody

(on girl problems) "Just play video games instead. It's more fun anyway." - CheshireCat

"i've always thought getting naked, painting yourself as an american flag then climbing the statue of liberty and lighting yourself on fire then jumping off singing america the beautiful would be the most talked about suicide jumping ever" - scent.less

"But we're #1 in Freedom." - Chris Remo

"I heard that Remo once wrote a game review so scathing that the publishers went out and bought each and every copy off the shelves personally, so no one would ever play it." - TotalFusionOne

"Bush had better get an ammendment ready because I'm about to slide right down the slope and marry Google." - Mansmells

"If you gave them enough posies, their skin would flush, their lips would quiver, or their eyeballs would glaze over with tears of happiness, etc." - rand04

"You can always tell that you're insane when you can't find any pre-made bumper stickers for your cause." - Vincent Grayson

"Ahh Dvorak, the original Troll." - manero

"Imperial America needs Imperial measurements." - Fyunch Click

"WE CURE CANCER!!!*
* only fake cancer" - mrfunky3000

"Japan is like if the internet existed In Real Life" - sexninja!!!

"cheer up. atleast you're not on fire!" - reverend~heresy

"Just remember even if you don't vote, the God fearing Christ warriors will vote." - baronzemo78

(on vasectomys) "christ. just stick with masturbating." - Phil

"[Guitar Hero] is a Sony gateway drug." - rosewood

"Women love a guy who looks like he *could* be gay, but totally isn't." - TheMonkeyWench

"SEX CAN WAIT! MASTURBATE!" - rydogg1

"the cure to pms is to just date another chick that's not going through pms" - qwpeoriu

"if you love something, let it go, or cripple it so it can't get away." - changejar149

"Porn is the burning ball of gas in the center of the internet universe around which all other web content eternally orbits" - ColoradoCNC

(on Ann Coulter) "and we'll never know if she's doing stand-up or she's really that dumb" - thebigbeefsandwich

"The Boobie fairy giveth, the Boobie fairy taketh away!" - rosewood

"If she texted in complete sentences and correct grammar then she is a keeper." - sgtsanity

"[...]anal is the new vagina i guess" - Utopia

"Someday I will meet the person who first used the term "gay" as a general term of derision, and I will fucking murder that person." - Chris Remo

"Every time I see a wwtdd I cry, because that website is the last thing Tyler Durden would do." - DianeOfTheMoon

"Make up sex is the opiate of the miserably attached." - SatansLittleHelper

"The true sign of the end of the world as we know it will be when Activision/Blizzard releases a Guitar Hero "greatest hits" version, which is just songs from previous editions." -riptyde

"It's like Apple is my abusive boyfriend and I don't want to dump him to go back to my kind of okay ex-boyfriend who wasn't that great in bed or very interesting but at least treated me like shit in easily solved predictable ways." - perstephanie

"'LET IT HEREBY BE KNOWN THAT I AM QUEEN OF CUNTASTICKA, LORD OF HARD NOSED TWATS. SURRENDER YOUR BALLS! OR HAVE THEM RENT ASUNDER!'" - losder5000

"Porn that you haven't seen > Porn that you have seen." - malevolence

"sometimes I wish 4chan had gone after the ID movement instead of scientology" - GloriousCow

"It was like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain." - seven

"Ah the old "better give me a blowjob..." benchmark. Truly the pinnacle test for any value conscious consumer." - not work safe

"i'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would be crowned the king of england" - aurealis

"Yeah, me too. People crying about memes and pun subthreads are worse people than if Hitler and bin Laden had a baby, and it was a cyborg powered by evil." - Dynotaku

"[The Bible is] like D&D for modern peasants, except they forget to stop playing." - locater16

"given enough time & knowledge, everyone hates their ISP, cell phone provider, and cable provider" - Nation

"how the fuck can old people master bridge but can't figure out how to operate email" - GloriousCow

"I just punched a baby into the sun after looking at that" - sparkly