Wassup. I been off having a life, and come back and can't help but notice "egads Brain, no Evening Reading!" Well I'm your sugar daddy and I'm hear to feed your need:

-Al Gore may have a new running mate, Woody Johnson! Ok, so maybe not. But the Drudge Report is saying that after a recent photo shoot, Rolling Stone magazine had to air brush the VP's uhmmm package. Looks like our Oval Office Nookie has only begun....

-Awwww. Poor lonely astronaut. Looks like this American guy goes up with a couple Russian guys and is somehow the 3rd wheel. Surprise surprise! He probably doesn't speak russian, can't hold his vodka and has bad gas. Serves him right for going to space! Poor guy just needs an IRC client.

-Ever do tech support? Sick of morons? Your company needs to adopt this policy on dealing with AOL users. I love this quote: "As a general rule, America Online users are not computer savvy or it seems, capable of the level of technical sophistication necessary to operate a computer outside of an AOL environment."

-Monkeys like the whacky weed too! Apparently tests show, when given the chance, monkeys will repeatedly dose themselves with THC. Do they get banana munchies?