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Where's Maarten?

by Clay Mitchell Oct 16, 2000 11:39am CST tags: Wack News
Sigh, looks like I may be on for a longer ride doing news here at the shack than I expected. Found this tragic story about our pot-smoking, php writing, extraneous voweled friend, Maaaaaarten. Ya big stoopy. I told him that moonlighting was a bad idea. What does this teach us? Getting out from behind your computer is BAD. (btw, "Alvaro Burgos Goizueta" is his stage name. It is roughly translated "he who wears wooden shoes".)

update - Clay: And for those of you who have been asking, here's what I have been up to. Jack gave me the idea though.
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