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Weekend Poop Story

by Steve Gibson Aug 19, 2000 5:33am CST tags: Wack News
Shitty story of the day has got to be this one that Sean sent to me. Some dude was in an outdoor toilet (Outhouse) and the floor fell out of it and he went plunging down into the poopy sludge. It gets worse, he was trapped and couldnt get out for 3 days. He said it best: "I tell you what, it was hard to get one breath down there," I bet.

"Down it went and took me with it,'' he said. ``I thought it was an earthquake. Then I realized where I was at. ... I done a lot of hollering, but nobody couldn't hear me."

Shit happens? I um.. cant think of any other poop jokes.

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