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1Ghz Owner = Small Penis

by Maarten Goldstein Aug 14, 2000 2:21pm CST tags: Wack News
The Register has an entertaining story about a recent survey that looked at how much a person's PC can tell about someone's personality, just like with cars or clothes.

This has got to be bad news for anyone with a one gig processor. These speed machines are clearly the penis extensions of the digital age, if this survey is to be believed.

They checked PC owners, laptop owners and also iMac owners. Of all the things to do a study on...
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