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Dont Go Outside!

by Steve Gibson May 27, 2000 12:30pm CST tags: Wack News
Being as that it is a weekend you're supposed to go outside and take a look at the world or some such nonsense. I've dug up a few reasons why you might want to reconsider that though.

- There are retarded criminals falling from the sky.
- You might end up accidently walking into one of these shows.
- You should stay home and bid on the deathrow auction!
- There are 50yr old naked guys running around the public parks.

Not to mention Maarten is in heat.

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