Tonight the village hall is treated to the long-awaited return of Jessica Langley, 83,'s popular globetrotting gastronomic lecture series 'Around the Globe in Eighty Meals.' Ms. Langley, 83, will make her triumphant return with what we're assured will be a fascinating talk on the subject of a novel ethnic food she discovered in exotic Londinium named 'A Scotsman's Egg.' If you've seen Jessica, 83, in action before you'll know we're in for a wild ride! Afterwards, all will be treated to Ms. Langley, 83,'s culinary recreation of what she theorises the Scotsman's Egg would must be like inside its plastic wrapping.
And with the pointless event of Valentine's Day fast approaching, Shacker mittense helpfully points out some cephalopod Valentine postcards for you to impress those you supposedly care for with a love not limited by a foolish skeleton.