Morning Discussion: Post-It From America

"Hi, welcome to Snuckey's!" the cashier chirps. "How are you doing today?"

I take a deep breath and lean in to scream "WHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY???!"

He does not even blink and continues to scan my cherry Kool-Aid, Wonder Bread and 'teeth-brusher' though my spittle is raining down upon his face.

I hand my $5 bill over with a grunt, then slap his cheek when he passes me my change.

"Have a nice day!" he trills as I walk away.

From The Chatty
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    September 1, 2009 7:04 AM

    Seems like your assimilation is progressing nicely, Alice.

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