New screenshots of Virtua Tennis 2009 and PDC World Championship Darts 2009 today show the dangers of the outside world rendered safe in a box in your home.

Proper tennis is awful--have you ever had AstroTurf burns on sunburnt skin? Best to stay inside and enjoy SEGA's Virtua Tennis 2009, which brings bring improved tennis mechanics and a fully integrated online ranking system in World Tour Mode.

Real darts is not the merry lark GTA IV would have you believe but a dangerous sport played by ruthless drunken giants. PDC World Championship Darts lets you bend these brutes to your will in such exotic locations as Las Vegas, Dublin and Blackpool.

Virtua Tennis 2009 will be served in May to the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, and as a download for PC. PDCWCD09 comes in June to the Nintendo DS and Wii.