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Men Are Chumps

by Steve Gibson Mar 16, 2000 2:38pm CST tags: Wack News
Just when you thought everything was right with the world, all hell breaks loose. Men are turning into pansies! This guy is complaining that a stripper took his pants down. Then some old dude who won his local lottery and scored $685,000 cash has decided to give it all away. Women all over the place are offering to marry him now. Hey ladies, I found a quarter outside of the gas station last week, but instead of just pocketing it I put it in that tip jar at the register. Wuzup? Oh yeah, this guy is just retarded.
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