I've had him locked up down there for about 36 hours now. He drinks water but doesn't really seem interested in eating much. I've been sending down boxes of Cracker Jacks but he refuses to eat them.

Says he is allergic.

Update: After 72 hours he seems to be willing to eat the cracker jacks. I knew he was a fuckin' liar.

Update 2: He has been coughing up blood for a few hours now. Kinda whiny.

Update 3: I've told Ken that as soon as he could give me an answer on what was up with those puzzle games in BioShock in less than 50 words that made sense I would set him free.

Update 4: I'm not really satisfied with his answer.

Update 5: Ken Died.

Update 6: Okay it has been 11 days now, and I figured now is a good time for a contest. Whoever can most accurately describe the smell of Cracker Jack OD'd Ken Levine in my basement after 11 days now gets a copy of BioShock. If you can accurately guess the smell 26 days from now we'll get you a gift certificate for BioShock 2. Assuming someone else finishes the game since Ken is dead in my basement.

Update 7: If you have called the cops, you aren't eligible to win.