That Crazy Maarten!
Since the well is pretty dry at cnn.com today, I went over to Yahoo's News where they appear to be the new kings of knowing what our favorite craazy little baastard is up to.
First it's down to my old stomping grounds of Hialeah, Florida where he's been performing illegal dentistry in the back of a 1980 Mustang! We keep telling him "Come on, enough with the teeth!"
After that little arrest, I guess he decided to make a life change by getting a sex change in Japan! And then trying (as a 30 year old) to go back to high school to re-live it from the other side!
First it's down to my old stomping grounds of Hialeah, Florida where he's been performing illegal dentistry in the back of a 1980 Mustang! We keep telling him "Come on, enough with the teeth!"
After that little arrest, I guess he decided to make a life change by getting a sex change in Japan! And then trying (as a 30 year old) to go back to high school to re-live it from the other side!
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