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Computer Demons

by Steve Gibson Mar 06, 2000 4:00am CST tags: Wack News, Demo
In case you didnt have enough stuff to worry about downloading off the internet. Virus scanners just might not be enough, According to this article about 10% of all computers are now posessed by demons. I'm gonna be setting up one of those liquid cooled CPU deals and busting out with holy water though. Seems reasonable.

Rev. Peasboro advises that if you suspect your computer is possessed, you consult a clergyman or, if the computer is still under warranty, take it in for servicing. He says, "Technicians can replace the hard drive and reinstall the software, getting rid of the wicked spirit permanently."

update Jack - Looks like someone's watching too much Buffy.
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