Wacky Stuff From CNN
Florida police nab suspected potty thief - Ok, actually, I think this one was Clay...
Police save goldfish from becoming artistic soup - Fish + Blenders + Power Outlets = Artsy fun!
Arranged marriage results in masked Las Vegas wedding - Here's the Maarten one.
Oh, and a bonus prize, if you make it to the comments quick, you can find valience talking about how worthless I am :-)