... and so ends another day of mayhem and havoc on the Shack. I will leave you for your regular programming, but not before these final words of wisdom:

• A bunch of Mexican state governors were spotted in a topless cafe. On seeing the group of reporters, the governors said they had been brought to the cafe by a driver when they simply asked to be taken somewhere for a coffee. Riiiiiiiiight!
• Barely legal self-bondage from LA. A 12 year old girl was found bound, gagged - but later she admitted she staged the scene because she was mad at her mother.
• Gays and Lesbians are not 'homosexual'. At least, according to the new Scotland Yard manual. The new manual instructs policemen to find more appropriate terms people in the LGB group. (That would be Lesbians, Gays and Bisexuals)
• The existance of guns that look like cellular phones is nothing new. However, this is the first video I've seen of one in action.
• As seen in on the shackforum and in the comments - Flatulence in the matrix. Things you didn't want to know about Neo.
• (Update) New in on number one of the top ten reasons not to run a gaming website - Mothers that send in kindergarten pictures on your birthday! Our eternal gratitude to sHugamom for the picture. Scoop: Read one of the excuses our favorite webmaster made up after not doing his homework! (The word document contains nothing but the picture)