Well, the results of the caption contest are in... The winner is Anon@lib205.lib.cua.edu with this gem:

Vidal Sassoon Extra Greasy number 5 hair gel: $10
Bad new wave rock coat from Goodwill: $20
Lame guitar from "Bucks Pawn Shoppe": $30
Feeling that you look damn cool while in reality you look like shit: Priceless
There are some people who have no problem finding ways to crush Steve's dignity. For everone else, there's this pic.

And Anon@user-2ive88e.dialup.mindspring.com wins an honorable mention for most insane deluded rant... This isn't a recurring category, so don't bother trying this in the future :)

Obviously this guy is and was a pampered ass, mamma/ pretty boy who has serious self confidence issues which he hides behinds this ridiculous mask of MTV/Mall bought superficial ,hey everyone look I got new clothes and hair gel, atitude. You can tell this guy still runs home to mamma when ever he needs money or his laundry done. Can you say ONLY CHILD. This guy needed a big brother to kick his ass a little so he would be at least somewhat in touch with the reality that most of us face day to day. This guy? Who knows what fuckin planet Steve is living on. Just keep up your webpage and self agrandizing, you obviously have some HUGE self image issues. NOTICE ME! IM STEVE! SEXIST TALKING, LATE POSTING, 3d GAMING HASBEEN.