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  Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm my own grandpa! : dionex
  • From the same episode: ... and you are out of here! : walker270
• "Good news everyone" makes me laugh every damn time. : digitalsneek
• But I AM in my Pajamas : sgtsanity
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  "Good evening ignorant pigs, put down your crackpipes and your beer bongs and pay attention." : paganritual
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    although my all time fave is from 'the problem with pobblers', when zap is going to break out leela from ... : paganritual
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      heheh, i've never liked Futurama as much as the rest of the shack, but i must admit that because of his a... : Arsenal
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        Kif: Sir, this is a leisure cruise, our path is set by the travel agency. Brannigan: That's for schoolgi : johnsto
        • hahah, Thank you!! That interchange is just awesome. : Arsenal
        • What kind of speed? : br3akn3ck1
      • "Fix it, Fix it, Fix it, Fix it, Fix it, Fix it...Fix it, Fix it, Fix it!" : x4nth3
• "We are not amused" : SwiftyPants
• "You've been drinking too much. Or not enough. I forget how it works with you. Either way, you're not dri... : Kerath
• i didn't mean to hit you, i have some problems with depth preception! : esmokah
• "You all still have Zoidberg!" : Kerath
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  Just about anything that comes out of Farnsworth's mouth. Farnsworth: Excellent. This will give me a c... : Helter Skelter
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    Oh, and Morbo: "Morbo forget how you spell that letter that looks like a man wearing a hat. Hello, tin : Helter Skelter
    • hahaha, Morbo was awesome :) : timmie
    • (Morbo's wife is straightening his tie) Morbo:Stop it. Stop it. It's fine. I will destroy you! : dionex
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      ALL HUMANS ARE VERMIN IN THE EYES OF MORBO : cpt_gloval
      • i also think it's hilarious that "OLD FORTRAN" is bender's malt liquor of choice. : cpt_gloval
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  almost anything zoidberg says : Nighthavvk
  • I was going to say the same thing word for word. KKKKKLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLWLWLWWL ... : abrasion
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  Morbo "Numerous and belligerent!" As well as the classic "I will DESTROY YOU!" : brickmatt
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    http://www.the-emperor.org/wiki/morbo/'+address+' : timmie
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      MOTHERLOAD: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Futurama :D : timmie
      • That's a lot, but not quite all of them. "The challenger's ugly food has show us that even hideous t : brickmatt
      • Fry: What are we going to do? Professor: Duh, I know, let's play the lottery. Amy: No, let's buy inte... : Sarcastro
      • "What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrali... : Fred Garvin
• Balls thouroughly licked! : Karnov
• The corner! Why didn'ti think of that! : shack_konto
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  In "Luck of The Fryish" there is a horse race that is close and in a quantum finish they declare a winner... : datafox
  • I love that observing it joke. : Sarcastro
  • Yes, I laughed soooo hard at that and then explained it to my ex girlfriend who was watching it with me. ... : TheTick
  • I thought it was funny BEFORE learning about quantum physics, now it's fucking hilarious. : Deathlove
• "You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, sir. Bravo!" : CoRDS
• wup wup wup wup wup : d fluke
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  From Crimes of the Hot, as the turtles migrate to Holland. Morbo: Morbo wishes these stoward nomads peac : johnsto
  • Also, Calculon: That was so bad I think it gave me cancer. : johnsto
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  "Once again the conservative sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor" - Zoidberg, Futu... : Judicus
  • 'Oh no! I'm ruined!" : rosewood
• "Curse you, merciful Poseidon!" : sigma
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  "You can't count on God for jack, he pretty much told me so himself!"
  - Bender, Godfellas

  Apr 08, 2005 7:35am CST
  "You can't count on God for jack, he pretty much told me so himself!" - Bender, Godfellas : Tissen
• Just because I watched Luck of the Fryish last night, and I saw a McBride commercial sometime yesterday: : Deathlove
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  I love when we find out that Bender is Mexican in Amazon Women In The Mood. Zoidberg is trying on new she : eskimo spy
  • and isn't his last name Rodriguez : nurall
  • Bender's middle name is Bending! : Deathlove
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  "Sweet Zombie Jesus!" : Rasnowl
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    Goddamn Ted Turner. You know they EDIT that in every episode that Farnsworth says it in, on Cartoon Netwo... : eskimo spy
    • Yea I noticed that too but in the second Christmas episode they do not seem to mind that Jesus is played ... : datafox
    • Holy crip, he's a crapple! : kevp
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  Kittens give Morbo gas! : Mad Brahmin Disease
  • still my favourite line from the series! : Postal
• The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongey and bruised : neblix
• when zoidberg is viewing the priceless treasures captured from the war on the spider people, he looks at ... : slickdoody
• "I feel like I was mauled by Jesus" : Halen