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• Always opt for maneuverability over heavy armor. Save your action points for defensive turns. NEVER... : theo20185
• - Always make sure to keep a large pile of crates near any obstacle you don't want your opponent to overc... : bounty838
• Even if you killed the good guy, he'll be back in anywhere from a few minutes to an hour, depending on ho... : sgtsanity
• After shooting 2 or 3 bullets, it's best to reload anyway. : K1Bond007
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  If you are an MIT grad, you can drive without the use of hands : bagelcc
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  • And no one will ever mention that unfortunate accident as a child where you lost your tongue. : SpiderMonkey
• no matter what you do, you'll never stealth your way through ANYTHING : AllYourBase
• Jumping will never tire you out. : Wyvern
• if you die just hit the quickload button *NOW WITH GUARANTEE* : rookieone
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  All womans are whore, except if you are playing that woman. In that case, you are a bitch. : yes4me
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    o....kay. : haiku
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      Metroid reference : bagelcc
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  • Someone still having trouble with LSL:MCL? : theo20185
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  Women seem to lose everything, no matter how useful it may be : bagelcc
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  don't fight the big guys.. run underneath them when they jump and press the 'self destruct' instead. : Megara9
  • a wall isn't always a wall.. sometimes it's a fortune : Megara9
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  Always bet on Duke. : dognose
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    Unless you're betting on punctuality. : haiku
    • oh snap : redfive
    • Oh Snap like a old man's hip : genjuro
    • *quickly snaps back to look at dognose* : wunderbred
    • hehe, nice one! : 1trudA
• When in doubt, jack a car and do a driveby : digitalburro
• if you suddenly run into a bunch of new gear all in one place, like weapons/ammo/armor/health, prepare to... : eskimo spy
• if a crate appears breakable, you should hit it with something. : steelsamurai
• If a room has no exit, look for a vent. : Wyvern
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  You must gather your party before venturing forth. : Torgo
  • HAAAAHAHahaha... so true. : Caboose
• Negotiations are pointless. War will always start anyway. Learnt from George W. don't you mean. ololol... : SpiderMonkey
• If you plan doing something risky, SAVE!! : Bingo
• In The base on Phobos, You have a choice Its either a flashlight, or a gun...not both at the same time. : Normality
• remember that you cant climb walls, you have to jump also some steps are for giants only you cannot g... : CoRDS
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  you can breed, raise, and train helpful soldiers in one simple building. : psychobean
  • ohhh.. that one was great! : Fredrik S
• if you walk over a gun you will get the ammo from it You can't leave without your good pal superfly! : uratrtl
• If you're ever spotted sneaking into an enemy compound, just go hide around the corner for 99 seconds... ... : Dimmona
• you really really should play lucky hit : CoRDS
• You can run around with an armor 10 times your size and a giant penis compensating rocket launcher withou... : Popedispencer
• you can carry an entire arsenal on your back, including a gravity gun, rocket launcher, shotgun, machine ... : ant321
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  When bagelcc is driving, do not--i reapeat, "DO NOT" get in the vehicle. : br3akn3ck1
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      Shit. THat's IT I mean - Im tired. Work sucks : bagelcc
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• man with crowbar will win in crowbar pistol fight : pzilla
• Whenever asked to make a delivery through a monster infected wilderness, always expect said destination t... : spl
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  also, if you are a girl, you will probably have really crappy useless 4 polygon hands, but superawesome 2... : pzilla
  • Also, women in video games handle less damage than men, but they're more agile. And even the most powerfu... : Popedispencer
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  More than likely, the princess is in another castle. : br3akn3ck1
  • hahahah : Mad Brahmin Disease
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    More than likely, the princess is in the last castle you were going to look. : sigma
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      Jeff Foxworthy is typically not funny, but he did say one thing that cracked me up: "People always say... : br3akn3ck1
      • Fair enough, but how many castles can Bowser have?! : sigma
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        I think Carlin did that bit first. : slax0r
        • Yeah, seems too clever for Jeff Foxworthy. : Entity
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  Barrels outside taverns usually contain several gold pieces. : slackor
  • Red barrels in FPS games will blow up if you shoot them. : Lightzout
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  People named villager, peasant or nobleman have nothing useful to say, ever. : Popedispencer
  • I AM ERROR. : Ajax
• port-a-johns make the best time machines : pzilla
• You always start out with a crappy pistol, crowbar, or nothing at all. The more you kick ass, the more yo : sigma
• u can open doors and pick up stuff without using your hands. : SlamDunk
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  Walls are fucking walls. Don't waste your time trying to break through. Unless there's a crack. : SLUDGE^
  • or it highlights in green if you roll your dice the right way. : sigma
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    Then you use the bombs... Are there no cracks, tap it with your sword and see if it sounds funny. If i... : SilverSnake
    • And when they do open, they play a lovely melody. : sigma
• Even if you have a crowbar, there is no way to open crates without destroying them. Said crates will e... : CrazyPants
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  if you find yourself with a lot of ammo and high end weapons at the beginning of your adventure, don't wo... : redfive
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    Tanks blow up when they touch water : tunis5000
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  Always flash-bang a room before entering. : cokefiend
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    if you're degenerate, it helps to flash bang the room you're already in too : digitalburro
    • only if it bounces off your head first : Degenerate
• Flashlights only last for a minute or two. Maybe less in the future. : SeaLlama
• You can't have your flashlight and motion detector active at the same time, cause both of them are powere... : Popedispencer
• if you die, dont worry, you'll come back to life when everyone else is dead : CoRDS
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  If you ever run into a whole bunch of good weapons and ammo just laying on the ground in a concentrated a... : busdriver3030
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• Place dumb enemies at the entrance to your fortress, while the intruder gains necessary strength/items to... : cajuncook
• The King will send you out on a quest to save the world but: 1. He won't give you any good equipement... : Torgo
• giant floating crosshairs exist several feet in front of the weapon you use. : DonkeyPopsicle
• stay off the sand. if it looks too far to jump, don't jump. : Prototype
• If you enter a room that has enough weapons and ammo to stock a small army, you are about to die. : stump
• A crime is only a crime if it is commited in the presence of an officer of the law. You can run non st : sammyl
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  Engage as few enemies at a time as possible. (Diablo, etc...) : Sze Ior
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• Up up down down left right left right B A B A select start. If you manage to somehow enter this code b... : ieGod
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  no matter how many times you save a princess, she still won't suck your cock : fluke
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    THE BLOWJOB IS INNA ANOTHER CASTLE!! : Maddog_Delphi97
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• All red barrels are explosive. All other barrels are not. : gndagger
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  All people can survive getting shot multiple times from firearms except the magnum. : Rice-Rocketeer
  • not anymore! : fluke
• always attack star destroyers from the rear, but watch out for engine wash. also when attacking capital ... : busdriver3030
• you can fall 3 stories with minor injuries : cap n KRUNCH
• unless you have spare change in your pocket, any contact during a go kart race results in you spinning ou... : fluke
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  You can jump so high that u can leap over a person standing upright. Even if it's a giant 7 feet Russian wrestler that wrestles bears. You just need to stand closer to him first.

  Dec 10, 2004 5:57pm CST
  You can jump so high that u can leap over a person standing upright. Even if it's a giant 7 feet Russian ... : pobone
• When you kill random animals/monsters, expect to see gold coins in the corpses : someWayne
• The world is divided into separate maps that have to load for us to properly interact with them. : Rice-Rocketeer
• You can jump to higher places if you crouch at the peak of your jump. : ant321
• Warthogs go faster without a gunner. : packav