Some hilarity.

Last week, my dog ( http://phil.askluke.com/reinforcements.jpg ) got sprayed by a skunk. http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=8584475 Ok, that was not the funny part, especially the "giving her a tomato juice bath".

But fast forward to tonight, my son opens the front door and spots an XBOX huge sized spider right outside our front door. He pisses his pants almost and wants me to nuke it from orbit, as that's clearly the only option. But since I'm such a camera whore, I decide to take some pics.

http://phil.askluke.com/chicks/lolz/b00gab00ga.jpg

Then I hear a rustling in some leaves just to my left. Now understand, it's almost pitch black out here except for a weakass porchlight, and there's that fucking skunk ABOUT 5 FEET AWAY FROM ME! Instead of running inside like a little girl, I try to snap a shot hoping it doesn't cover me in skunk piss. The whole time I'm thinking, I gotta get a pic for the Shack! But it was so damn dark, the camera couldn't get a good focus.

http://phil.askluke.com/chicks/lolz/OHSHI.jpg

Then I ran inside like a little girl and posted on the Shack. Now I realize that this post NEEDS MORE HOT CHICKS so here's a MILF from today's soccer extravaganza.

http://phil.askluke.com/chicks/uncategorizedbims/MILF.jpg

Good times.