Today in Evening Reading we celebrate the return of myself to Holland. Strangely enough, no 7 hour delays this time. Truly a miracle, gg Delta. Steve is out doing crazy stunts so that leaves me to give you the one thing you've been waiting for aaaalll day..Evening Reading.

- Dumb story of the day: a Texas prison inmate sued Penthouse magazine because their Paula Jones layout was not revealing enough. Of course he lost, and in addition to the 14 years he was supposed to be there anyway, he has to pay a $250 fine.
- Ooh, Britney Spears sex pics. Oh wait, they are fake. Who would've thought? Thanks ames Boswell.
- Games make people violent? Heck no, they save lives; A guy saved a chick who was about to be hit by a truck, and he thanks Unreal Tournament for his reflexes. Saw that over at Stomped.

Lastly, The Register is carrying a story about copy protection on hard drives? Ack.