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  A woman is more like a beer: they look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just t... : the archvile
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• Isnt that what we're all asking in our own lives? "Where's my elephant?" : ZeBFFd00d
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  Dear Homer, I owe you one emergency donut, signed Homer Bastard!! He's always one step ahead! : PsYk0
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  Homer's Brain: Don't say revenge, don't say revenge
  
  Homer: Uh...revenge
  
  Homer's Brain: That's it, I'm outta here. *running footsteps, slamming door*

  Oct 07, 2001 5:19pm CST
  Homer's Brain: Don't say revenge, don't say revenge Homer: Uh...revenge Homer's Brain: That's it, : Kiwi Man
• homer: thanks brain, how can I ever repay you? brain: just dont hit me on the way out of the car homer... : Brandino
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  "Smithers, who's that young go-getter in sector 27B?" "Homer Simpson, Sir." "Simpson, eh?" "Yes sir. ... : snackula
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    * S E C T O R 7 G ' D * : blackhawk
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• Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend. Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? Wha... : MathFreak
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  • Who's there? Goons! Who?? Hired Goons! : jboogedy
• Insurance adjuster: Just one more question: What type of business is this Moe's? Homer's Brain: Do... : jboogedy
• All right rummy, I'll ask you straight. Where'd ya pinch the hootch? Is some blind tiger jerkin' sud... : jboogedy
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