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Civilization/Organization of Origin: Ancient Egypt, third dynasty.
Offense: Frequent. Berating. Even your family is not safe from the Seaman.
Defense: Unit can interrupt any attack, question, or comment at any time. Attacks that go through can still be misunderstood, nullifying damage.
Movement: Fishlike.
Special Ability: Insulting your gender. Insulting your age. Insulting your education. Insulting your job. Insulting your sexuality. Insulting your father. Insulting your mother. Insulting your children. Accusing you of masturbating twice a day. Insulting your self-image. Insulting your gaming habits. Insulting the English Language. Etc. Etc.
Special Abilities can only be used once, but there are so many of them, you will probably already be drunk, dead, crying, or arguing with your girlfriend.
Link to picture: http://img135.imageshack.us/my.php?image=seaman1920x1200wq1.jpg
Description: During an expedition along the Nile River, scientist Jean-Paul Gasse found extraordinary bone fragments, mutated in the the shape of a human face. These were the first clues which led to the discovery of Seaman, the extraordinary man-fish we all know and love today. He and his kind are a remarkable example of living, thinking creatur.... "Hey! -- When is your birthday??"
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