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  • Unit name: President Michael Wilson
    Civilization/Organization of Origin: United States (Modern Era with Democracy Government only; spawns during transition to Civil Disorder for any reason)

    Offense: Missile Punch (Suck On It™), Flame Of Justice (Always Victorious In The End™); thousands of independently intelligent micro-missiles with HEAT armor-piercing warheads
    (How Do You Like Them Now™); the ability to lift and throw any unit in the game as a weapon, including Forts and Cities.
    Defense: Ablative armor woven from red, white and blue threads into Justice, a material immune to everything but an enemy Spy.
    Movement: Jetpacks - 5 movement, not limited by terrain.
    Special Ability: Liberation - At the end of each turn, every city and improvement surrounding Wilson's tile is thoroughly destroyed as Michael frees them from tyranny and oppression.

    Link to picture: http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/26232/MWilson_Profile.htm
    Description: Once the respected and handsome president of a great democracy, his world was turned upside down when the villainous Vice President, Richard Hawk, took to his own robot armor and usurped the government, painting Wilson as a terrorist. In response, Wilson donned his own armor and proceeded to liberate the entire nation, leaving most of it a smoking crater of freedom. After Wilson's term was up he laid low, waiting for Democracy to fall under siege again... do not threaten democracy, or you may risk his assistance once again.