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Unit name: Contra Grunt
Civilization/Organization of Origin: Red Falcon

Offense: 1
Defense: 1
Movement: 3
Special Ability: Can jump to avoid being shot. If unit runs off a cliff, unit will re-appear at the top of the screen unharmed.

Link to picture: http://www.enkidulives.com/ContraDude.JPG
Description: The proudest moment of my youth was when I got the backpack and red coat of a Private in the Red Falcon Army. Sure, the weapon we were provided with was a tiny pistol that shot a slow-moving ball, easily avoided. We were all assured, however, that any infiltrators of the Island would suffer instant death as a result of being hit by this projectile. My recruiting class was drilled in the standard tactics of the Red Falcon Infantry: run from left to right , jump to avoid any bullets, and if necessary, walk off cliffs to distract any invaders.