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Written in the perspective of Chris Faylor.

Some people have their shooters
On their consoles or their computers

Their guns are ablaze
and their rockets soaring
That’s not for me, sadly
I find it very boring

You can keep playing your Portal
And all the other games on Steam
This may sound odd
But I love me some Peggle Extreme

<Chorus>

The ball I shoot
Is very cute

And they will say
That I am a fruit

But Peggle is my game
And this I cannot refute!

</Chorus>

Killing monsters is what you may want
As for me I’m a bit more nonchalant

It has a unicorn that is my guide
As my balls and the pegs
Purposefully collide

Is it sad that my only joys in life
Are Peggle and cutting myself with a linoleum knife?

<Chorus>

The ball I shoot
Is very cute

And you will say
That I am a fruit

But Peggle is my game
And this I cannot refute!

</Chorus>

Remo said that the game Diablo
is the best
But Peggle is my favorite game
It’s really no contest

You may find this opinion queer
That doesn't hurt my feelings
I can assure you that it's sincere.

Let’s get this song done
I want to play some Peggle

I know that last part doesn't rhyme, but it was a fitting end. In my head I wrote it like it was Mr. Rogers singing it with an aucusotic guitar, with an upbeat tempo for the chorus.