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Sticking with my TF2 theme for these contests, I present:

Rocket Jumping (aka Die Sniper Die)
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I like to play the soldier,
Snipers here I come,
Dodging all your headshots,
About to ruin your fun,
Yeah I'm about to ruin your fun.

I look down at the ground,
And I fire my rocket,
Jump at the same time,
Look at how high I get,
Wow! Look at how high I get.

Rocket Jumping so high..
Way up into the sky..
Wave as I say goodbye..
As I watch all your gibs fly..
Die snipers die..
Enjoy your long respawn time..
Die snipers die..
Die snipers die..

I know you frown,
When I land on your upper deck,
Snipers try to run,
Cause they can't handle it,
No no, they can't handle it.

"Soldier on the deck!"
I hear you screaming,
They can come and get some too,
If they want a beating..
But you must be dreaming..

Rocket Jumping so high..
Way up into the sky..
Wave as I say goodbye..
As I watch all your gibs fly..
Die snipers die..
Enjoy your long respawn time..
Die snipers die..
Die snipers die..
Die snipers die...

And as a bonus, here's an rough recording displaying how it should go, without the mistakes within of course:
http://www.goincomputerconsulting.com/RocketJumping.mp3

I also have "Nerf the Pyro" and "What the heck is an Uber?" in the works.