Super Mario 3D Land

3DS / Platform / Release: Nov 13, 2011 / ESRB: E

  • No thanks... I think I'll just go back and play Super Mario World. They can't seem to make the controls as responsive and sharp as in the original games. I guess the programmers were just better back then.

    Also, do you notice how they keep trying so hard to come up with new wacky stuff. Running around around following music symbols..? Binoculars? Really? Really? Ugh. Nintendo used to be so young and beautiful. Now it's a cancerous, old, gluttonous lech who wants to reach and touch little children, but no longer with the best of intentions.